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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 5:29 am
by ArcaneKnight
It started as light touches and quickly became harsh pokes. Should I tell the brain surgeon the anesthesia has worn off?

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 7:00 pm
by Tarius
What does a bad brain surgeon and a good farmer have in common? They both produce lots of vegetables!

Lapis Ex Caelis

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2018 9:50 pm
by SwiffFiffteh
They stood near a circular lake.
"A stone from the sky?" asked the boy.
"Underwater."
"For...?"
"A sword," said Merlin.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 7:38 pm
by eric_marsh
A once vibrant community is now quiet. I return to empty hallways and dusty rooms. Yet I must post, for I'm almost at 1000.

No, not i

Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 10:00 pm
by Sanseye
No. In a state of shock, she denied the evidence.
Phone, dead. Computer, dead. Her trusty i-pod, dead. The i-pocalypse.

Now For the Hard Part

Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2018 9:26 am
by eric_marsh
In Moscow university I study Tolstoy. No good they say. Must master twit-fic for job to write American political memes.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2018 8:06 am
by eric_marsh
Words have meanings and meanings are important. It's not good enough to just tell robot slaves "Create a better world."

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jul 31, 2018 11:52 am
by ATinySloth
I often wonder
of the bullet man's thoughts
as he flies naked across the sky
Unstoppable, Supersonic

It Returns

Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2018 4:11 pm
by RustyTomatoes
The Old One returns! If not for the retrograde amnesia, we would know if all the tears are from exaltation or trepidation

Awkward questions

Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2018 4:03 am
by excelsaga2302
'M... m... mummy?', Jimmy whimpered, 'w... what's a vampire?'

'oh Jimmy, please just finish your soup before it clots'

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2018 8:48 am
by eric_marsh
Travel can open new vistas of experience. Visiting small regional farms, I learned the meaning of the word "longpork."

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2018 11:11 pm
by Wil
We four, and eight dozen personable aliens... suspect this is an old ploy... just so a story can contain 100 characters.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2018 1:11 am
by Spindaddy
The Djinn said "One friend wished for eternal life, the other eternal youth. What do you want?
"I wish for their wishes."

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2018 9:39 am
by eric_marsh
I found true love on the internet. She's a great conversationalist and smart, just like me. I dream about meeting Eliza.

The Invitation

Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2018 7:14 pm
by Antipodes
Being buried alive isn't so bad. It is quiet, and cool. We're sure you'll like early interment too. Here! Let us help you.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2018 8:24 am
by eric_marsh
Lab grown meat put human on the table. It was savory and popular. Free range products soon developed a cultic following.

Be careful what you wish for

Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2018 10:45 am
by Weird Beard
Semantics is the reason I am alone in this world, unable to die. All because I wished to live through and era of World Peace

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2018 6:38 pm
by eric_marsh
New evidence that climate change is far worse than predicted has created a unique opportunity for Doomsday hedge funds

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2018 7:45 pm
by Wil
This is our cheaper Fodder-Class Storm-Trooper suit, which comes without the internal pee-pouch or any spare oxygen.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2018 11:32 am
by Wil
It was a boon for budget film-makers when the first alien turned out to resemble a kitten with an old pizza box on its head.