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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2019 7:31 pm
by HPHovercraft
For stealing ten cents the judge passed sentence. Now ten years hence it is only a past sentence. That is how my ten spent.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2019 11:21 pm
by Vickster
Martha's first big mistake was mixing love with lime. On our wedding night I went not to heaven but dissolved into slime.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2019 2:33 am
by tiredguy
The pot calls the kettle black.

And he calls the spatula Gary. The pot hates Gary and has plans to murder his whole family.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2019 1:08 am
by Vickster
Now that I'm dead, I'm losing hope; my prayers for resurrection go unanswered. I am the flesh that Herbert West rejects.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2019 1:16 am
by Suomy Nona
Timmy reread the candy heart, “U have my <3.” A tear ran down Sue’s cheek as he sharpened his scissors to collect her gift.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 6:42 am
by Suomy Nona
Mother doesn’t feel so well today. As I gently hold her hands in mine, I realize I have made an error in her mummification.

The Burn

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 3:59 pm
by DiOptase
Down in the hold, the writing man’s light grew dim. The wooden stage creaked as he drifted. Time to cast for the oolichan.