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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2019 7:31 pm
by HPHovercraft
For stealing ten cents the judge passed sentence. Now ten years hence it is only a past sentence. That is how my ten spent.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2019 11:21 pm
by Vickster
Martha's first big mistake was mixing love with lime. On our wedding night I went not to heaven but dissolved into slime.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2019 2:33 am
by tiredguy
The pot calls the kettle black.

And he calls the spatula Gary. The pot hates Gary and has plans to murder his whole family.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2019 1:08 am
by Vickster
Now that I'm dead, I'm losing hope; my prayers for resurrection go unanswered. I am the flesh that Herbert West rejects.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2019 1:16 am
by Suomy Nona
Timmy reread the candy heart, “U have my <3.” A tear ran down Sue’s cheek as he sharpened his scissors to collect her gift.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2019 6:42 am
by Suomy Nona
Mother doesn’t feel so well today. As I gently hold her hands in mine, I realize I have made an error in her mummification.

The Burn

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2019 3:59 pm
by DiOptase
Down in the hold, the writing man’s light grew dim. The wooden stage creaked as he drifted. Time to cast for the oolichan.

Influenza

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2019 4:54 am
by Soon
The concept of the the flu virus is beyond three year old reason. I feel sick dad. Yes. Your blood is filled with monsters.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2019 7:57 pm
by eric_marsh
She turned and smiled at him. He smiled back, looked her over, silently appraising what he could sell her body parts for.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2019 1:43 am
by Nia_Zolanski
“Hey cutie, Did it hurt? Ya know when you fell from heaven?” I wink at Lucifer as I enter the gates of hell. He’s not amused.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2019 12:13 am
by RabidRabbit
There is nothing as satisfying as the act of writing except, maybe, the act of stabbing yourself in the eye with a pencil.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Mar 05, 2019 7:39 pm
by Bummquatt
Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
I'll be watching you.
Ho...ho...ho...

Morning!

Posted: Thu Mar 07, 2019 2:01 pm
by DiOptase
The coffee is particularly bold and lively this morning. With every sip, it’s warm, wriggly proboscis snurfles my ear.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:27 am
by D00MSDAY
Nia_Zolanski wrote:
Wed Feb 27, 2019 1:43 am
“Hey cutie, Did it hurt? Ya know when you fell from heaven?” I wink at Lucifer as I enter the gates of hell. He’s not amused.
I have read this one about five or six times now, and I laugh out loud every time. New favorite.

No Fantasy Allowed

Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2019 5:14 pm
by RustyTomatoes
"Will it hurt?" Wilbur asked.
Cheeks wet, Billy lifted the syringe "I tried to tell you. Horses aren't supposed to talk"

Impossible Message

Posted: Tue Mar 19, 2019 9:34 pm
by RustyTomatoes
Not even light escapes from a black hole and yet scientists gape at the message from an impossible signal: "See you soon"

Tunnel Effect

Posted: Wed Mar 20, 2019 6:21 am
by DiOptase
The damp soil was heavy above him and solid at his back, but the breathing straw shifted and now Jimmy could see...light!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Mar 21, 2019 1:23 am
by BigDumbYak
Monday was a good day.
The Sun rose, the birds sang, people laughed.
Friday would not be a good day for any of those things.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Mar 22, 2019 1:22 pm
by BigDumbYak
The noise in my head grew louder with each passing day.
Soon I wouldn't be able to tell if the screams were me, or the demon.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Mar 24, 2019 2:44 am
by BigDumbYak
Tuesday was the first day I woke up and didn't hear the ringing.
The neighbour's dog was really barking up a storm though.