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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2020 12:26 am
by Suomy Nona
iwantanewsomething wrote:
Thu Jun 18, 2020 7:58 pm
"There ain't no such thing as a free life." He vaporizes our unauthorized tents and solar panels. "Basis of economics."
I like it. The new TANSTAAFL.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2020 12:39 am
by Suomy Nona
Chipmunks rise & face the sky
& scream the Chipmunk Battle Cry
We’ll rule this world
& eat nuts too
& keep the humans in a zoo

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2020 12:53 am
by Suomy Nona
Now I lie just 6 ft deep
To prey the night in which you sleep
If I rise before you wake
Best pray your lord will guide his stake

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2020 11:23 pm
by Suomy Nona
Though once found infesting most cities, their numbers plummeted with the crypto-culinary craze for vampire steaks.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2020 8:18 pm
by SgtCrispy
A weird little spider was hitching a ride on my windshield today.
A few weeks later, we all now hail our spider overlords.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2020 2:35 pm
by iwantanewsomething
Suomy Nona wrote:
Fri Jun 19, 2020 12:26 am
iwantanewsomething wrote:
Thu Jun 18, 2020 7:58 pm
"There ain't no such thing as a free life." He vaporizes our unauthorized tents and solar panels. "Basis of economics."
I like it. The new TANSTAAFL.
Thanks Suomy Nona!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2020 2:37 pm
by iwantanewsomething
Her last owner is the first to tell her she's a good dog. She's been deaf for years, but he has hands, and he's a patient man.

Summer’s End

Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 2:21 pm
by BigDumbYak
The static hiss of the wind through the trees, the low drone of a lawnmower in the distance. Soon the growling will start.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2020 11:19 pm
by iwantanewsomething
He kneels on the roof, gazing down at his victim. With a twitch of his fingers—crack!

It's not easy putting a pigeon down.

Moonlit Serenade

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2020 12:15 am
by BigDumbYak
Darkness falls on the eastern front. The neighbourhood beasts begin their evening lament. Their howls drown mine out.

Stockpile

Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2020 10:45 pm
by BigDumbYak
All year Squirrel worked to build up his cache.
Fox laughed at him.
Too bad for fox.
It’ll be winter soon and war is coming.