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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2020 12:26 am
by Suomy Nona
iwantanewsomething wrote:
Thu Jun 18, 2020 7:58 pm
"There ain't no such thing as a free life." He vaporizes our unauthorized tents and solar panels. "Basis of economics."
I like it. The new TANSTAAFL.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2020 12:39 am
by Suomy Nona
Chipmunks rise & face the sky
& scream the Chipmunk Battle Cry
We’ll rule this world
& eat nuts too
& keep the humans in a zoo

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2020 12:53 am
by Suomy Nona
Now I lie just 6 ft deep
To prey the night in which you sleep
If I rise before you wake
Best pray your lord will guide his stake

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2020 11:23 pm
by Suomy Nona
Though once found infesting most cities, their numbers plummeted with the crypto-culinary craze for vampire steaks.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Jun 22, 2020 8:18 pm
by SgtCrispy
A weird little spider was hitching a ride on my windshield today.
A few weeks later, we all now hail our spider overlords.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2020 2:35 pm
by iwantanewsomething
Suomy Nona wrote:
Fri Jun 19, 2020 12:26 am
iwantanewsomething wrote:
Thu Jun 18, 2020 7:58 pm
"There ain't no such thing as a free life." He vaporizes our unauthorized tents and solar panels. "Basis of economics."
I like it. The new TANSTAAFL.
Thanks Suomy Nona!

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Tue Jun 30, 2020 2:37 pm
by iwantanewsomething
Her last owner is the first to tell her she's a good dog. She's been deaf for years, but he has hands, and he's a patient man.

Summer’s End

Posted: Wed Jul 01, 2020 2:21 pm
by BigDumbYak
The static hiss of the wind through the trees, the low drone of a lawnmower in the distance. Soon the growling will start.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2020 11:19 pm
by iwantanewsomething
He kneels on the roof, gazing down at his victim. With a twitch of his fingers—crack!

It's not easy putting a pigeon down.

Moonlit Serenade

Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2020 12:15 am
by BigDumbYak
Darkness falls on the eastern front. The neighbourhood beasts begin their evening lament. Their howls drown mine out.

Stockpile

Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2020 10:45 pm
by BigDumbYak
All year Squirrel worked to build up his cache.
Fox laughed at him.
Too bad for fox.
It’ll be winter soon and war is coming.

No love for the 3D

Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2020 4:59 am
by BigDumbYak
And there it was.
The real reason we couldn’t be together.
It wasn’t distance or race or age.
I wasn’t multi dimensional.

Incoherence

Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2020 7:03 pm
by BigDumbYak
I can’t understand them.
I hear them, but they’re just
out of reach,
beyond my sight.
They call to me asking me
questions?

Like we need another reminder

Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2020 7:06 am
by Ichabod
Another tax day come and gone.
As sure as death, they say.
But death does not go, my friend. It only comes.
Oh yes, it comes.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2020 5:06 pm
by JMiriah
They offered drinks crafted by demons to enhance our dreams.
It's a thirst trap. Not on my Christian mind, craft server.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2020 8:51 am
by Suomy Nona
Embarrassed, he pulls a spork from its wrapping.

“Sorry, No clean dishes.”

The gag works

as he begins to saw into my neck.

Same Dream

Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2020 8:05 pm
by BigDumbYak
It's the same dream every night.
I'm Real and She's there.
I wake shivering in the dark.
Just waiting for the world to die.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2020 11:00 am
by Suomy Nona
My sundress falls to the bathhouse floor
as a sense of wrongness creeps in.

It’s disturbing that when I bathe

I feel nuts.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2020 11:34 am
by Suomy Nona
Liz was happy she decided
to see more of Jim.

Her joy was evident
as she kissed her way
down his chest

tracing the incision.

Long Week

Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2020 2:17 pm
by BigDumbYak
Thursday is the worst.
Just make it through today.
No. Killing. Anyone.
"Happy Tuesday Brian!"
Damn.
There goes my day.