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Last Lap

Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2020 9:50 pm
by BigDumbYak
Through the last turn, neck and neck.
I look over at her and wink, knowing I’ll win.
She yells, ‘Someone in your back seat’

Paradox Box

Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2020 3:49 am
by BigDumbYak
The first time machine was a huge success.
So we’re the next ten.
They were the same machine, but it kept returning empty.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2020 12:42 am
by keithjhale
I turned off the car,
walked around to the back,
and popped open the trunk.

My groceries were there,
but the body was gone.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2020 3:56 am
by keithjhale
My stepmother means the world to me;
we still have lunch together on weekends!
She's no longer alive, but we make it work.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2020 4:18 pm
by Suomy Nona
keithjhale wrote:
Sat Sep 12, 2020 12:42 am
I turned off the car,
walked around to the back,
and popped open the trunk.

My groceries were there,
but the body was gone.
You’re lucky. They never have anything nice to say when I open my trunk.

Love this one.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2020 4:20 pm
by Suomy Nona
keithjhale wrote:
Sat Sep 12, 2020 3:56 am
My stepmother means the world to me;
we still have lunch together on weekends!
She's no longer alive, but we make it work.
Love this one too.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2020 4:31 pm
by Suomy Nona
I could be beating a dead horse here,

Because you’ve seen that zombie ant fungus, right?

This might not be a real unicorn.

Please...PLEASE.... no more I beg you!!

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 1:24 pm
by dinosaurmonkey
They forced me into a building with no windows
into a seat in a dark room
I was tortured for 2 hours

Another Shyamalan Movie

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2020 1:26 pm
by dinosaurmonkey
Suomy Nona wrote:
Thu Sep 03, 2020 11:01 pm
As a child
I whispered my fears
to the dark
before bed.

Now I no longer sleep
while listening to shadows
whisper them back.

This is yes!!

Last Laugh

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2020 9:36 pm
by Suomy Nona
With a deafening rumble the world cracks.

Insanity flows as thick as the lava.

It’s an old one

but Cthulhu finally got it.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2020 4:18 pm
by Suomy Nona
I dig you, Babe.

Right now it feels like
This could last forever.

But within my heart
I know that
You are only

Six feet down.

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2020 9:36 pm
by Suomy Nona
For the upcoming election
There is only one choice
For the thinking man.

The rest of us
Will vote for
The other candidate.

Another Night Terror

Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2020 10:04 pm
by Drunkenfrogman
Shadows around the doorway swirl and form a shape of a cloaked figure I smirk disappointed in my brains lame night terror

Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2020 11:41 pm
by Suomy Nona
As I enter a room,
A man jumps out.

I stab with my machete.

Screams fill the haunted house
As they realize
This isn’t a show.

First Flight

Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 9:28 pm
by BigDumbYak
Ever see a bird open it’s wings and let the wind take it away?
I tried
A+ for excitement
F for execution
G for ghosts ARE real

Plug-n-play

Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2020 2:44 am
by dmckee
"I see!" said the blind man to his deaf companion. "These haunted transplants really do work with zero configuration."