Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

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DaiLlafyn
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by DaiLlafyn » Tue Nov 17, 2020 11:51 pm

Blah blah blah

God has stopped listening.
In the Beginning, there was the word
In the End, there was the word too
And the word was "Blah".

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by DaiLlafyn » Wed Nov 18, 2020 12:30 am

Wind Up

They scream; we just look at their face
And shrug, or hurry away.
They wave their hands; desperate, in vain
Tick tock tick

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Re: The Leaving Tree

Post by DaiLlafyn » Wed Nov 18, 2020 12:43 am

Suomy Nona wrote:
Tue Nov 10, 2020 1:01 pm
As I am chased from the woods
By the razor edged weapons
Falling from the branches,
I yell in defiance

“Winter is coming!”
Yes! I had the same thought yesterday afternoon. But their Shuriken are rubbish.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Suomy Nona » Wed Nov 18, 2020 11:10 pm

A single mason jar safely holds
More than twenty fireflies;

however, it’ll take
More than twenty jars
To safely hold

You
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.

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Tooth D. K., Inc.

Post by Suomy Nona » Fri Nov 20, 2020 4:21 am

As a novice tooth fairy,
You must pick up teeth
In a timely fashion.

I suggest collecting all the teeth
On the first visit.
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.

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Seriously, I’m asking.

Post by BigDumbYak » Sun Nov 22, 2020 1:27 am

What does it mean to be evil?
Who gets to decide what evil means?

Ben struggled to speak but my tentacles were tightening.

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Cat and the Wall

Post by dinosaurmonkey » Mon Nov 30, 2020 12:42 am

My cat stares at the wall for hours
Every night at 3am the screaming begins
I want to go look
But she says it's too dangerous
Rawr! 🦖🙊

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Suomy Nona » Mon Nov 30, 2020 1:22 am

When I told Mother I had carved the turkey,

She sent me to bed with no dinner.

She doesn’t like it when I speak ill of Father.
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.

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Re: Tooth D. K., Inc.

Post by DaiLlafyn » Mon Nov 30, 2020 11:39 pm

Suomy Nona wrote:
Fri Nov 20, 2020 4:21 am
As a novice tooth fairy,
You must pick up teeth
In a timely fashion.

I suggest collecting all the teeth
On the first visit.
I'm liking this one.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Suomy Nona » Wed Dec 02, 2020 10:43 pm

A single mason jar
Safely holds up to
Twenty fireflies;

However,
It takes over twenty
Mason jars
To hold a single
Person.

(Rewritten because I was unhappy with it... I do understand that unhappiness is not a good enough reason for wasting your irretrievable time so I apologize for myself and will make the appropriate sacrifice to our dark queen.)
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.

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Re: Tooth D. K., Inc.

Post by Suomy Nona » Wed Dec 02, 2020 10:46 pm

DaiLlafyn wrote:
Mon Nov 30, 2020 11:39 pm
Suomy Nona wrote:
Fri Nov 20, 2020 4:21 am
As a novice tooth fairy,
You must pick up teeth
In a timely fashion.

I suggest collecting all the teeth
On the first visit.
I'm liking this one.
Thanks 🙂
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Suomy Nona » Fri Dec 04, 2020 8:21 am

Choking on the vomit
as he tried to spit it out,

Ray decided to never again stare up
At a roller coaster

with his mouth open.
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Suomy Nona » Fri Dec 04, 2020 10:07 pm

Girl baby
Girl baby
Seen last in her crib

Where
have
you
gone



Sock monkey
Sock monkey
Crawling on the floor

What
has
it
done
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by keithjhale » Mon Dec 07, 2020 6:40 pm

My cat was dead
but still it fed
and slunk around the house.
It’s rotting paw
and grizzled maw
primed for the undead mouse.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Suomy Nona » Mon Dec 07, 2020 10:03 pm

keithjhale wrote:
Mon Dec 07, 2020 6:40 pm
My cat was dead
but still it fed
and slunk around the house.
It’s rotting paw
and grizzled maw
primed for the undead mouse.
I love it
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Suomy Nona » Fri Dec 11, 2020 12:07 pm

He thought decorating the tree
With puppies and kittens
Would be a welcome and romantic gesture.

The hangman was wrong.
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Suomy Nona » Fri Dec 11, 2020 6:43 pm

Todd always brought his work home
So he didn’t know why
His wife was so stressed
With his new part time job

As gravedigger.
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.

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Personal Challenge- 100 days of 100 characters (day 1)

Post by dinosaurmonkey » Tue Dec 15, 2020 9:33 pm

writer's block is a bitch
lacking motivation isn't helping
so I'm publicly challenging myself
with 100 daily twabbles
Rawr! 🦖🙊

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Just the Beginning (day 2)

Post by dinosaurmonkey » Wed Dec 16, 2020 5:20 pm

Death isn't the end
You have to hide the body
Somewhere it won't be found
And get rid of any evidence
All without being seen
Rawr! 🦖🙊

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A Yearly Visit (day 3)

Post by dinosaurmonkey » Thu Dec 17, 2020 7:33 pm

He comes every Christmas
One week to prepare
He won't make it into the house this year
I won't let him hurt my mom ever again
Rawr! 🦖🙊

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