Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

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Suomy Nona
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Suomy Nona » Sun Dec 27, 2020 3:40 pm

dinosaurmonkey wrote:
Sat Dec 26, 2020 7:14 pm
Love this. Either interpretation of the monster under the bed or the cheater hiding when the husband comes home. I decided Both!.
Thanks 😊

I started my existence as a dust bunny. Life has treated me dirty on occasion, but my evolution into dust devil has spun me into the man I am today.
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.

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New Year’s Eve Party

Post by Suomy Nona » Sun Dec 27, 2020 4:06 pm

Stu watched from the window
As his wife danced with her “friend.”

Ten ‘til midnight.

He’ll let them live until next year.
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Suomy Nona » Sun Dec 27, 2020 4:34 pm

Amy looked at her
10 lb. 13 oz. bundle
And smiled.

She knew there would be more in the future.

Her doctor said to lose 40 lbs.
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.

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Road Trip or Dystopian Gameshow? (day 13, list series)

Post by dinosaurmonkey » Sun Dec 27, 2020 4:46 pm

Two thousand seven hundred sixty one miles
One hundred eighteen gallons of gas
Twelve states
Two brothers
One survivor
Rawr! 🦖🙊

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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Suomy Nona » Sun Dec 27, 2020 6:01 pm

As my cat perches on the toilet
And lowers her head to drink,

I push.

It seems cruel.

I don’t understand the craze
Over WAP.


(Almost didn’t post this because it took a couple of months to get around to toning it down to an acceptable twabble. Lost its relevance.)
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.

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Re: Coping Mechanisms (day 7)

Post by Suomy Nona » Mon Dec 28, 2020 1:13 pm

dinosaurmonkey wrote:
Mon Dec 21, 2020 7:25 pm
I've been sober for five years
Back then I'd have killed for a drink
Now killing is what keeps me from falling off the wagon
I keep going back to this one because it tempts me to the other vices that can be broken with killing. To keep from gambling, kill and take money. To keep from cheating, kill and... well, that might not stop someone. Anyways, this one could make me a copycat killer. For me, that makes this a favorite.
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.

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Re: Coping Mechanisms (day 7)

Post by dinosaurmonkey » Mon Dec 28, 2020 6:20 pm

Suomy Nona wrote:
Mon Dec 28, 2020 1:13 pm
I keep going back to this one because it tempts me to the other vices that can be broken with killing. To keep from gambling, kill and take money. To keep from cheating, kill and... well, that might not stop someone. Anyways, this one could make me a copycat killer. For me, that makes this a favorite.
But it could be detrimental to the gluttony vice, depending on your tastes.
Rawr! 🦖🙊

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Making a list, checking it twice (day 14, list series)

Post by dinosaurmonkey » Mon Dec 28, 2020 6:26 pm

To do
1- Ed, rude
2- Maggie, rejected me
3- Greg, stole lunch
4- Chris, cut me off
5- Alex, got my promotion
6- Denise, TBD
7-
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47.8294° N, 90.0495° W (day 15, list series)

Post by dinosaurmonkey » Tue Dec 29, 2020 5:22 pm

Needed:
Tarps
A Hacksaw
Trash bags
An Industrial Strength Cleaner
Clean Clothes
A GPS Unit not linked to me
A Flashlight
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Did You Thank Your Super This Year? (day 16, list series)

Post by dinosaurmonkey » Wed Dec 30, 2020 4:24 pm

Apt.........Empty ......... Appeal
16.......... M-F 8-6 ....... Jacuzzi
22...........MWF 9-4 ...... Swear Jar
26.......... T-F 9-5 ........ Dirty Panties
31.......... Su-Th 11p-7 .. Massage chair
44.......... M-W 8-6 ....... HBO
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.
.
(I couldn't code it to look like a table, so I cheated by putting in the white periods. If anyone drops me a DM of how it should be formatted I'll gladly edit it to look proper. Content is 100 characters though.)
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Suomy Nona » Wed Dec 30, 2020 10:15 pm

A new year

Time to remove my decorations

Bob yells
“About Time!”

I give him a wave
of the finger

As I pick up rotting pumpkin
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.

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Counting Down to the Countdown (day 17)

Post by dinosaurmonkey » Thu Dec 31, 2020 4:43 pm

We became a family of misfits and outcasts
Tonight's celebration is everything to us
The countdown begins
5
4
3
2
1
KABOOM
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Suomy Nona » Fri Jan 01, 2021 1:24 pm

Best Two Weeks EVER!

After a quick text with your mom,
it’s time to go.

Quarantine is over
So they will find your body soon.
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.

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Things That Change in the New Year (day 18)

Post by dinosaurmonkey » Fri Jan 01, 2021 4:43 pm

Each year the rancher comes out to find discarded husks of blood skin & wool shed by the females of the herd
New Year
New Ewe
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Parenting 101 (day 19)

Post by dinosaurmonkey » Sat Jan 02, 2021 6:37 pm

There's no reason to be afraid of the dark
It can't hurt you
It's what's in the dark that you should fear
Now go to sleep, son
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Goodnight, and good luck (day 20)

Post by dinosaurmonkey » Sun Jan 03, 2021 4:59 pm

Sleep paralysis leaves me vulnerable to any active night creatures
Like the spider now lowering itself from my ceiling
Rawr! 🦖🙊

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Safety in the number one (day 21)

Post by dinosaurmonkey » Mon Jan 04, 2021 5:01 pm

The world lost its way
Security was exchanged for freedoms
And isolation became synonymous with safety
Alive
But alone
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Life in a Vacuum (day 22)

Post by dinosaurmonkey » Tue Jan 05, 2021 4:45 pm

The roomba was methodical
Moving through every room, checking every corner
It caught up to her at the top step
And pushed
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Vermin and Pests (day 23)

Post by dinosaurmonkey » Wed Jan 06, 2021 5:05 pm

At night I hear them moving around
squeaking with excitement
raiding my food stores
devouring everything
goddamn kids
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Re: Post your Twitfic Twabbles Here! (General Content)

Post by Suomy Nona » Thu Jan 07, 2021 2:31 am

Chaos within the alphabet
Capitals bring to lowers death
“i”s blinded by prophet “C”s
as “u” falls victim to killer “B”s
iF I waSn’T sO bacKwardS, i’D bE anoNymouS.

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