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Useful Discourse

Postby ROU Killing Time » Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:11 am

When someone tells you that "Liberal" contains the word, "lie," don't forget that "Conservative" begins with a "con."
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Re: Useful Discourse

Postby Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:23 am

ROU Killing Time wrote:When someone tells you that "Liberal" contains the word, "lie," don't forget that "Conservative" begins with a "con."

There, didn't that feel better than, say, calling me a "poopyhead"? :P


"Conservative" is from the latin con (together) and servare (to keep). Together, we keep the lie from wrecking the USA!

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Re: Post your Adult, Political or Religious Twabbles here!

Postby The PMS Avenger » Mon Dec 21, 2009 6:22 am

When the girl next door claimed to be Neptune's lover, Mary tightened her jaw and vowed to show up that lying pagan bitch.
Communism was just a red herring!

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Upside-down

Postby ROU Killing Time » Mon Dec 21, 2009 6:49 am

"Liberal" is from the latin Liber (free) and Alius (another) Double-speakers will turn it upside down to mean enslave.
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Re: Upside-down

Postby Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Dec 21, 2009 9:06 am

I'm a sucker for crying girls. But, oh so slowly, I learned that tears are currency in a country I don't desire to inhabit.

Merry Christmas!

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Re: But What if Nobody Ever Cums...

Postby Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Dec 21, 2009 2:18 pm

Thanks, bro, for the attempt. I'm done responding to ROU for the foreseeable future.

TheJebi wrote:Also, as a side-note I think that ASID's first twabble in this section was also a response to my first twabble in the G.C. section, or at least its title.

Not consciously.

You inspired the next one, though... :)

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Most Evil Bond Villain, EVER...

Postby Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Dec 21, 2009 2:20 pm

The plague stopped orgasms, so folks sought the next best thing. "Sneeze Easy's" sprang up; pepper riots destroyed LA.

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Re: Upside-down

Postby The PMS Avenger » Mon Dec 21, 2009 3:18 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:I'm a sucker for crying girls. But, oh so slowly, I learned that tears are currency in a country I don't desire to inhabit.

Merry Christmas!



He loved her not for her gentle smile or elegant walk, but for the fact that, like him, she bawled hysterically after sex.

Sorry, I know you meant that politically, but it was such a bizarre first line.
Communism was just a red herring!

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Re: Upside-down

Postby Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Dec 21, 2009 3:27 pm

I meant it philosophically, but it works politically, socially, and personally. :wink:

She was one of those women that you are happy someone else married. Alas, he was a social worker and had to remove her kids.

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Re: But What if Nobody Ever Cums...

Postby The PMS Avenger » Mon Dec 21, 2009 5:07 pm

TheJebi wrote:I really miss orgasms, we all do. Oh the human race will survive for a while due to in vitro, so stress will be our downfall.


Bah, you have such a male bias towards this subject ;)
Relief flooded Dr. Lye when she saw the first in vitro baby and realized she'd never have to fake it for her husband again.
Communism was just a red herring!

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Re: Post your Adult, Political or Religious Twabbles here!

Postby Mr. Tweedy » Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:33 am

This thread is hereby closed for being a bad idea. Making a thread for the posting of offensive content is... Well, it's making a thread for the posting of offensive content. Rather than set up a literary red light district in an attempt to contain troublesome twabbles, I think it's a much better idea to just not post any.

The idea of making topical twabble threads is cool, though. Let's just not have anything like "XXX" or "H8 4 U" in the titles.
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