That twabble uses the alphabet, in order, as the first letter of each word. Think you can do better, be-yotches?
- Must be twabble length.
- Must have correct spelling, punctuation, and grammar.
- Should be coherent and should attempt to tell a "story".
- Must be an acrostic of something suitable.
- Special bonus points if it's in alphabetical order, not necessarily starting at 'A'.
So, ABCD... and XYZA... are good. BADC, etc., is not.
Winner gets ?? and also gets to use the twisted smiley ( ) with impunity.