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Old, stray twits

Postby Chivalrybean » Fri May 29, 2009 6:25 am

Mel looked at the stuffed squid from Ikea and smiled. Her parents bought it for her. Dad Let's name it Norm. Mom: Sherman?

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Where the Sun Don't Shine

Postby CLP » Fri May 29, 2009 3:58 pm

The moral of the story is never travel the dark side of Gliese 581c on foot. They can smell you and they are faster than you.

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Postby Mr. Tweedy » Fri May 29, 2009 5:34 pm

Ga! Space lawyers! What a horrible concept.
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Postby strawman » Fri May 29, 2009 7:12 pm

This is so far over my head that if it poops, the poop will freeze before it hits the ground.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Postby ROU Killing Time » Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:47 pm

Can there be a more obvious name for a stuffed squid? Methinks not.

Shouldn't Dad have a colon after it, or what there just not enough room in the tight confines to allow for that?

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I don't have a twitter so i'm posting this here

Postby loser018 » Sun Nov 22, 2009 12:55 am

“I gotta’ find a better job” thought the beaten up henchmen.

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Re: I don't have a twitter so i'm posting this here

Postby loser018 » Sun Nov 22, 2009 12:56 am

sorry but I really wanted to post this and I don't know how to use twitter. Sorry.

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Re: I don't have a twitter so i'm posting this here

Postby ROU Killing Time » Sun Nov 22, 2009 2:49 am

just post it on the 5000 page Twit-Fic thread... The one with 4000 pages of twit-fics by Algernon Sydney is Dead.
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Re: I don't have a twitter so i'm posting this here

Postby Mr. Tweedy » Sun Nov 22, 2009 7:33 pm

Yup. (This thread is locked for redundancy.)
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The Thinker

Postby flyawaybefree » Tue Jul 27, 2010 11:50 pm

“I’m trying to think!” Millie moaned.

“If you have to make that face, you must be stupid,” her brother retorted. “You look like you’re in pain just from the effort.”

“I… I…” the powers of speech were lost to her as her face turned red, then purple. Her eyes began to bug out, showing far too much white.

“Stop thinking, Millie!” He cried in desperation.

But it was too late, as her head swelled like a gory balloon, veins popping, blood pouring down her face until the pressure of thought became too great and her brain splattered against the walls.
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
-Dr. Seuss

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Re: The Thinker

Postby strawman » Wed Jul 28, 2010 12:03 am

Good thing thoughts aren't carbonated.
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

"Be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle."
Known Some Call Is Air Am
Spoiler:
Non sum qualis eram = "I am not who I will be"

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Re: The Thinker

Postby flyawaybefree » Wed Jul 28, 2010 12:36 am

oops- this should be in the drabbles- I'm reposting it there.
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
-Dr. Seuss


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