Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

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Total votes: 55

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Dec 07, 2009 9:06 am

TheJebi wrote:ASID: I'm just dying to know what else is going to happen to Pam.
Not slowing down on me are you? :)
Patience, Grasshopper. Pam comes out day by day. (Ever notice how the crappiest comic will suck you in, by only releasing 3 panels a day? If it was published all at once, you'd know it was cr*p, but stretched over weeks, it moves to the top of your RSS reader.)

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Post by TheJebi » Mon Dec 07, 2009 9:11 am

The cyborg-sailor rowed fervently towards the beautiful siren. This time the outcome of her ploy was anybody’s guess.

OR:

"Oh hell ya baby, here I come!" yelled the doomed sailor as he rowed at full tilt towards the beautiful, beckoning siren.
“I’m not TheJebi because I like the hum of a lightsaber in my hand… and I’m not TheJebi because I like being TheJebi. I’m TheJebi because the Galaxy needs me to be TheJebi.”

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His cousin, George Now, was also a smashing success.

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Fred lost 9 kilos and got rich in a week. How? By changing his surname to "Quick".
He spied a new offer to "gain 7 cm, Quick!"

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Post by eric_marsh » Tue Dec 08, 2009 5:33 am

The black monolith modified Ogg. He began to think. Unfortunately the big cat was unimpressed by Ogg's use of calculus.
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Post by TheJebi » Tue Dec 08, 2009 6:20 am

"With the push of a button, I shall change what it means to be human."

I said that two years ago, before I had hooves and fur.
“I’m not TheJebi because I like the hum of a lightsaber in my hand… and I’m not TheJebi because I like being TheJebi. I’m TheJebi because the Galaxy needs me to be TheJebi.”

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Quit Polluting On Me!

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The EPA touted its new CO2 ruling. But as marshals strangled 1000's of citizens, lawyers questioned the decimal point.

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Post by F5iver » Tue Dec 08, 2009 12:12 pm

eric_marsh wrote:The black monolith modified Ogg. He began to think. Unfortunately the big cat was unimpressed by Ogg's use of calculus.
Enjoyed. Took a few reads before I got the whole "Oh! Space Odyssey! Saber-tooth!" thing, but I'm slow in the morning. :D

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Dec 08, 2009 9:34 pm

A culture's most common words are telling and simple. "Mom", "dog", "hi" etc.
The alien's word for disembowel was "ko".

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Post by TheJebi » Tue Dec 08, 2009 10:35 pm

I ask, “Why are those aliens disemboweling each other like that?”

Our tour guide replies, "Well, that's how they mate."
“I’m not TheJebi because I like the hum of a lightsaber in my hand… and I’m not TheJebi because I like being TheJebi. I’m TheJebi because the Galaxy needs me to be TheJebi.”

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Post by dreamrock » Wed Dec 09, 2009 1:51 am

TheJebi wrote:I ask, “Why are those aliens disemboweling each other like that?”

Our tour guide replies, "Well, that's how they mate."
LOL That's awesome.
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Post by moonowl » Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:10 am

ROU Killing Time wrote:I finally found my skeleton, back in the corner of the washroom behind the drier. They don't feel right. Dog chewed em up.
Since the dog went and chewed what was mine, I was forced to do the fair thing. Sadly, it's hard to play fetch with pet ooze.
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The Perils of Pam, Part 4 of 5 (Hijacked...)

Post by TheJebi » Wed Dec 09, 2009 7:14 am

Sorry ASID, but I just could not wait to find out what crazy adventure Pam would get herself into next. :)

Pam's limelight faded. She just had to turn to the innate abilities her brood was blessed with. Now she barters in souls.

(Official version of Part 4 will come from ASID...)

But the steel gauntlet has been thrown down. :twisted:
“I’m not TheJebi because I like the hum of a lightsaber in my hand… and I’m not TheJebi because I like being TheJebi. I’m TheJebi because the Galaxy needs me to be TheJebi.”

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The Perils of Pam, Part 5 of 5 (Hijacked...)

Post by TheJebi » Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:54 am

As the kids grew older, Pam decided that they needed their father. So she called up CBS, and asked to speak with the owner.

(Okay ASID, the ball is in your court now.) 8)

Again, this is the unofficial Perils of Pam, I'm sure ASID has a more final ending in mind. :)
“I’m not TheJebi because I like the hum of a lightsaber in my hand… and I’m not TheJebi because I like being TheJebi. I’m TheJebi because the Galaxy needs me to be TheJebi.”

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Post by tbaker2500 » Wed Dec 09, 2009 11:11 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:A culture's most common words are telling and simple. "Mom", "dog", "hi" etc.
The alien's word for disembowel was "ko".
Do you play Go, or was this incidental?

The Alien's phrase for quagmire was "10,000 year ko."
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Post by eric_marsh » Wed Dec 09, 2009 11:38 pm

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Re: The Perils of Pam, Part 4 of 5 (Hijacked...)

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:36 am

TheJebi wrote:Sorry ASID, but I just could not wait to find out what crazy adventure Pam would get herself into next. :)

Pam's limelight faded. She just had to turn to the innate abilities her brood was blessed with. Now she barters in souls.
Holy cr*p! A fanfic for my little ol' twabble series?!
This means lawyers for Warner Brothers (They own the M&M rights) will be contacting you soon. :wink:

I guess I'll also have to wait two years, each, between releasing the last two parts -- which will: totally wreck continuity, involve metric tons of hand waving and unlikely plot points, and disappoint millions of fans. :twisted:

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Post by F5iver » Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:42 am

Mercy me! Why o why, my sweet little bunny rabbit, are you eating my leg? It’s that evil alien DNA they injected, isn’t it?

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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:44 am

tbaker2500 wrote:
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:A culture's most common words are telling and simple. "Mom", "dog", "hi" etc.
The alien's word for disembowel was "ko".
Do you play Go, or was this incidental?

The Alien's phrase for quagmire was "10,000 year ko."
I haven't played much Chinese "Go" (Used to play Redneck "Go" all the time... Momma would point at the front door and say, "Go! ... And don't come back 'til supper time!")

I don't think that the Ko Rule would apply here, unless it's possible to re-embowel someone?

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Post by dreamrock » Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:46 am

I see your name everywhere. It hurts me so much. I believed your parents hated you. Now I know they preemptively hated me.
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:50 am

eric_marsh wrote:The credit card collections guy called again. I told him that I'm broke. He told me to check out http://sellkidney.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false.
You've sold out!

This is the first twabble-spam, right?

It was a good twabble but you lose 80 points for blatant product placement (I guess, unless Norm gets a, um, cut). :D

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