Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

[eric_marsh]

YOU IGNORANT FIEND! Yeast is destroying America. Its petty role in making bread rise is just a coverup for its real plan: world domination. Ever heard of a yeast infection? Their infultrating our women!

Yup...

http://www.horror-wood.com/yeast.htm




Also a yeast ad for world domination.

http://www.magazineart.org/main.php/v/a ... A.jpg.html

[The PMS Avenger]

He said his goodbyes bravely, extending a sad exon strand to his buds. For the master plan, he sighed as the oven slammed.

[strawman]

Our only hope: Use only self-rising flour.

[tbaker2500]

Instead of waiting for Tweedy to show up, I took the initiative to create two threads as spoken about. If Tweedy wants to swoop in and change things, he's welcome to, but I see no reason to not start right away.

This does not address the point about having 54 pages of Twabbles, it simply delays it.

I tried to use Norm-appropriate wording, I'll change it if needed!

[Mr. Tweedy]

This thread is closed because it's too damn long. Someone has already started a fresh twabble thread, and I think this thread could use a fresh start anyway. Go to that greener grass o're yonder.

This thread is also closed in a lame and cheesy attempt to bury the hostility that recently erupted here. May the lock that locks this thread symbolize a more careful guarding of the lips of our members in the future. You are here because you think the other people here are awesome. If you did not, you wouldn't be here. Keep this in mind.