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Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 11:16 pm
by TheJebi
I'm the baddest rappin' alien
No I'm not episcopalian.
So don't be messin round with me
Cause I will make you an abductee.


OR:

I'm a badass rappin alien dude
I'll probe you and your brood.
So don't be messin round with me
Or I'll make you an abductee.


(Okay, this is the last of the rappin creatures. :wink: For a while.)

Procrastination Pays

Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2009 11:17 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
To be ruled by evil men, you need do nothing.
To be ruled by an undead overlord, you need lots of research and devoted work.

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 3:17 am
by TheJebi
The magician's robotic assistant grew weary of the old tricks, so it learned real magic. Now it demands to be worshiped.

OR:

The magician's robotic assistant was tired of the same old tricks, so it learned real magic. Now the magician is a bunny.

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 3:34 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
TheJebi wrote:Now the magician is a bunny.
The second one is better.

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 4:47 pm
by eric_marsh
The professor said "this machine will reverse the flow of time." He pressed a button. .nottub a desserp eH ".emit fo w...

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 6:11 pm
by strawman
Okay, everyone, did you see what eric did here? He gets to do it, because he did it first. But NOBODY ELSE GETS TO DO IT, Y'HEAR? NOBODY!

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 12:06 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Sure we can -- If only in the hope that Norm will try and read one of those aloud.

"Number 9, number 9, number 9..." :P

The space-time rip spawned great evils, such as Ryan Seacres

Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 12:15 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Bob pressed his time reversal button. Time reversed to when the button was off. Then forward to "on". And so on, forever.

The Perils of Pam, Part 3 of 5

Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 12:16 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Pam had to do the TV shows; she needed money badly. Which was worse: Hell or the talk circuit? Lucifer owned the networks.

Check your answers and show your work.

Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 12:17 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
When Dan calculated galactic motion using relativity, dark matter was not needed. 95% of the universe went poof.
Oops.



PS, based on a true story.

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 3:14 am
by TheJebi
Isad upset the delicate balance of power and destroyed a world, forcing a multi-universe task force to take care of him.

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 3:15 am
by TheJebi
"Welcome back soldier, how dare you die without my permission?"

"Sir my jet's wing got blown off. I obeyed Newton, Sir."

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 3:16 am
by TheJebi
The vital balance was restored, and all was good and right in the universes again. Until the intelligent life grew back.

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 6:50 am
by juliasd
TheJebi wrote:"Welcome back soldier, how dare you die without my permission?"

"Sir my jet's wing got blown off. I obeyed Newton, Sir."
Awesome one Jebi! I can just see the commander, "Do I look like Newton, soldier? How dare you obey anyone but me?!"

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 7:58 am
by ROU Killing Time
I've been searching for them everywhere, oozing around my apartment floor, but I can't find my goddamn bones anywhere.

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 8:15 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
ROU Killing Time wrote:I've been searching everywhere, oozing around my apartment, but I can't find my darn bones anywhere.
Sucks to be you! I only count 85 characters, by the Drabblecast scoring system. 'Course this one's 100 chars if you count spaces, but that's crazy talk.

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 8:22 am
by ROU Killing Time
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:
ROU Killing Time wrote:I've been searching for them everywhere, oozing around my apartment floor, but I can't find my goddamn bones anywhere.
Sucks to be you! I only count 85 characters, by the Drabblecast scoring system. 'Course this one's 100 chars if you count spaces, but that's crazy talk.
Corrected

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 8:27 am
by ROU Killing Time
I finally found my skeleton, back in the corner of the washroom behind the drier. They don't feel right. Dog chewed em up.

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 8:45 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
ROU Killing Time wrote:I finally found my skeleton, back in the corner of the washroom behind the drier. They don't feel right. Dog chewed em up.
Going for a twabble-drabble, eh? :wink:

Little plural/number problem: skeleton <> they <> em (sic)

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 8:56 am
by TheJebi
strawman wrote:Okay, everyone, did you see what eric did here? He gets to do it, because he did it first. But NOBODY ELSE GETS TO DO IT, Y'HEAR? NOBODY!
So sorry to be a disobedient subject, but...
.gnol oot sretcarahc net si tahT

ASID: I'm just dying to know what else is going to happen to Pam.
Not slowing down on me are you? :)