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Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 9:06 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
TheJebi wrote:ASID: I'm just dying to know what else is going to happen to Pam.
Not slowing down on me are you? :)
Patience, Grasshopper. Pam comes out day by day. (Ever notice how the crappiest comic will suck you in, by only releasing 3 panels a day? If it was published all at once, you'd know it was cr*p, but stretched over weeks, it moves to the top of your RSS reader.)

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 9:11 am
by TheJebi
The cyborg-sailor rowed fervently towards the beautiful siren. This time the outcome of her ploy was anybody’s guess.

OR:

"Oh hell ya baby, here I come!" yelled the doomed sailor as he rowed at full tilt towards the beautiful, beckoning siren.

His cousin, George Now, was also a smashing success.

Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 9:06 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Fred lost 9 kilos and got rich in a week. How? By changing his surname to "Quick".
He spied a new offer to "gain 7 cm, Quick!"

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 5:33 am
by eric_marsh
The black monolith modified Ogg. He began to think. Unfortunately the big cat was unimpressed by Ogg's use of calculus.

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 6:20 am
by TheJebi
"With the push of a button, I shall change what it means to be human."

I said that two years ago, before I had hooves and fur.

Quit Polluting On Me!

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 9:06 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
The EPA touted its new CO2 ruling. But as marshals strangled 1000's of citizens, lawyers questioned the decimal point.

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 12:12 pm
by F5iver
eric_marsh wrote:The black monolith modified Ogg. He began to think. Unfortunately the big cat was unimpressed by Ogg's use of calculus.
Enjoyed. Took a few reads before I got the whole "Oh! Space Odyssey! Saber-tooth!" thing, but I'm slow in the morning. :D

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 9:34 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
A culture's most common words are telling and simple. "Mom", "dog", "hi" etc.
The alien's word for disembowel was "ko".

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 10:35 pm
by TheJebi
I ask, “Why are those aliens disemboweling each other like that?”

Our tour guide replies, "Well, that's how they mate."

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 1:51 am
by dreamrock
TheJebi wrote:I ask, “Why are those aliens disemboweling each other like that?”

Our tour guide replies, "Well, that's how they mate."
LOL That's awesome.

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 6:10 am
by moonowl
ROU Killing Time wrote:I finally found my skeleton, back in the corner of the washroom behind the drier. They don't feel right. Dog chewed em up.
Since the dog went and chewed what was mine, I was forced to do the fair thing. Sadly, it's hard to play fetch with pet ooze.

The Perils of Pam, Part 4 of 5 (Hijacked...)

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 7:14 am
by TheJebi
Sorry ASID, but I just could not wait to find out what crazy adventure Pam would get herself into next. :)

Pam's limelight faded. She just had to turn to the innate abilities her brood was blessed with. Now she barters in souls.

(Official version of Part 4 will come from ASID...)

But the steel gauntlet has been thrown down. :twisted:

The Perils of Pam, Part 5 of 5 (Hijacked...)

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:54 am
by TheJebi
As the kids grew older, Pam decided that they needed their father. So she called up CBS, and asked to speak with the owner.

(Okay ASID, the ball is in your court now.) 8)

Again, this is the unofficial Perils of Pam, I'm sure ASID has a more final ending in mind. :)

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 11:11 pm
by tbaker2500
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:A culture's most common words are telling and simple. "Mom", "dog", "hi" etc.
The alien's word for disembowel was "ko".
Do you play Go, or was this incidental?

The Alien's phrase for quagmire was "10,000 year ko."

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 11:38 pm
by eric_marsh
The credit card collections guy called again. I told him that I'm broke. He told me to check out http://sellkidney.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false.

Re: The Perils of Pam, Part 4 of 5 (Hijacked...)

Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:36 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
TheJebi wrote:Sorry ASID, but I just could not wait to find out what crazy adventure Pam would get herself into next. :)

Pam's limelight faded. She just had to turn to the innate abilities her brood was blessed with. Now she barters in souls.
Holy cr*p! A fanfic for my little ol' twabble series?!
This means lawyers for Warner Brothers (They own the M&M rights) will be contacting you soon. :wink:

I guess I'll also have to wait two years, each, between releasing the last two parts -- which will: totally wreck continuity, involve metric tons of hand waving and unlikely plot points, and disappoint millions of fans. :twisted:

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:42 am
by F5iver
Mercy me! Why o why, my sweet little bunny rabbit, are you eating my leg? It’s that evil alien DNA they injected, isn’t it?

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:44 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
tbaker2500 wrote:
Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:A culture's most common words are telling and simple. "Mom", "dog", "hi" etc.
The alien's word for disembowel was "ko".
Do you play Go, or was this incidental?

The Alien's phrase for quagmire was "10,000 year ko."
I haven't played much Chinese "Go" (Used to play Redneck "Go" all the time... Momma would point at the front door and say, "Go! ... And don't come back 'til supper time!")

I don't think that the Ko Rule would apply here, unless it's possible to re-embowel someone?

The

Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:46 am
by dreamrock
I see your name everywhere. It hurts me so much. I believed your parents hated you. Now I know they preemptively hated me.

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:50 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
eric_marsh wrote:The credit card collections guy called again. I told him that I'm broke. He told me to check out http://sellkidney.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false.
You've sold out!

This is the first twabble-spam, right?

It was a good twabble but you lose 80 points for blatant product placement (I guess, unless Norm gets a, um, cut). :D

Fun site.