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Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 5:24 am
by tbaker2500
ROU Killing Time wrote:"Catastrophe"

The enemy is approaching.
I've been able to keep them back.
But I'm all out of tuna.
I can hear them now, purring, meowing.
:D

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 5:53 am
by TheJebi
I just want to rest, but they won't let me. They keep screeching their horrible war cry, and clawing at my face; damn cats.

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 6:02 am
by moonowl
People and tuna are joyous cats do not have opposable thumbs. Imagine the genocide if they could operate the can opener.

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 6:30 am
by dreamrock
ROU Killing Time wrote:"Safe Neighborhood?"

Ever think, "I'd like to buy a home in this neighborhood. I wonder if they have much trouble with Sasquatch around here?"
Don't wonder: Be Sure

Someone tweeted it, but like an idiot I cleared it so I don't know who to blame.

EDIT: LOL Well, looks like it wasn't a tweet, it was drabblenews ... from YOU. :lol: Well-played, sir. Well-played.

The Perils of Pam, Part 4 of 5

Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 10:27 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
Pam's brood was feared due to its looks. But the real monsters were all idolized! Evil had money, votes and glamor shots.

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 7:22 pm
by nowicki1283
In the land where every item and every notion is embodied as a god, the spirit of atheism has by far the best sense of humor.

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 8:35 pm
by strawman
nowicki1283 wrote:In the land where every item and every notion is embodied as a god, the spirit of atheism has by far the best sense of humor.
...if you're amused by cosmic "Psych!"

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 9:42 pm
by TheJebi
As I raise the hammer again, the words, "I forgive you," escape my victim's tattered yet smiling lips, and I am defeated.

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 10:00 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
nowicki1283 wrote:In the land where every item and every notion is embodied as a god, the spirit of atheism has by far the best sense of humor.
This one takes a while to grow on you. Poor spirit, like the Maytag Repairman, he is.

Dead Douglas

Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 10:01 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
His corpse stands in mocking display. Its decaying aroma fills the room; bits flake to the carpet. On top, sits an angel.

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 10:13 pm
by tbaker2500
nowicki1283 wrote:In the land where every item and every notion is embodied as a god, the spirit of atheism has by far the best sense of humor.
I like it. :)

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 10:44 pm
by eric_marsh
Studying her notes, she imagines existing in just three dimensions. What would life be like in such a cartoon universe?

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 11:07 pm
by eric_marsh
His opera The Ballad of Lost C'mell is considered a masterpiece. But the high notes make all the neighborhood dogs howl.

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 11:08 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
eric_marsh wrote:Studying her notes, she imagines existing in just three dimensions. What would life be like in such a cartoon universe?
"You cannot exist in only 3 dimensions," he said. "Midi-chlorians would bisect your body! They need the astral plane."

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 11:10 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
eric_marsh wrote:His opera The Ballad of Lost C'mell is considered a masterpiece. But the high notes make all the neighborhood dogs howl.
:P But that's true of ALL operas. :wink:

Oprah loved it, too.

Posted: Sun Dec 13, 2009 11:12 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
I lost a suit for writing an unauthorized autobiography. My lawyer, me, had a fool for a client. I do hate schizophrenia!

A Pink WHAT?

Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 1:12 am
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
It was a momentary lapse of reason, a few moments of pleasure to be followed by decades of remorse. Why did I vote that way?

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 2:24 am
by TheJebi
The stinking corpse of the man I murdered sits mockingly before me. I know he's not really here. My nose knows otherwise.

No refunds and no returns

Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 8:15 pm
by Algernon Sydney is Dead
They claimed it was a glitch.
But as Paul stared at his imperfect clones, he knew: Imitation is a sincere form of mockery.

Re: Announcing the Weekly Tw(itter)-(Dr)abble Contest!

Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 8:16 pm
by ROU Killing Time
TheJebi wrote:The stinking corpse of the man I murdered sits mockingly before me. I know he's not really here. My nose knows otherwise.
"The Telltale Odor." By Edgar Alan Jebi