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Postby normsherman » Fri Jun 05, 2009 6:13 pm

Greeting Bloody Foodstuff Donor,



With quarantine shut down of glorious Nigerian borderlands, First National Brain Bank of Nigeria have become danger empty. We must in need of brain fillers for boxes of safety, so nutritious needs met with fellow living challenged citizens.



Without help from jdghgdhjdjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj



Without help from generous donor peoples, fellow citizens dry up blow away windward rotted body corpses. We peoples work hard for brain, but military not allow simple foodstuff head cracking open. Thus we peoples must need brain deposits from world worthy citizen such as your head.



Not just foodstuff need, but funding processing need too please. Take many fellow living challenged citizen to handle, unpack, sort and store tasty brain blood meat. Please include cash for money donation soldier bribe. They keep brain food moving past borderland.



In money crisis broke, DHL happily set up brain box at stores. Mark box, “fragile medicine NOT BRAIN no open please” and ship to glokaslsjdshhhhhhhhhhhhhh’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’’

Sorry, lose fingers to rot due to low blood sugar. Please be shipping to Red Cross Food Bank Station One, Nigeria . Place box in DHL brain box drop at local Wal-Mart. Reminder that good wrapping keep dripping brain sealed.



Since fellow living challenged citizens need only brain, not green money stuffs, there is great reward for your USA brain donations. Please be responding with bank account number so needless Nigerian money funds may be transferred for your great pocket filling. Upon receipt of brain foodstuffs, your bank account will be impregnated with green money funds.



On behalf of fellow zom—living challenged hsjshdgdfjsdksls;;;;;;;;;;;;;;as;a;;;;;;;;;;

Ugggh, many apologies, now have only two thumbs and pinky. Please hurry with hunger aid.



On behalf hungry Nigerian corpse citizens, we send many thanks to you.



Gratefully,

Higom D’ hjshhhhhlahkdhlafhdjf;l;sdHFBBBBBDJgh;oihjk;lhgeea
"Give us all some Jelly"

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