Greetings and warmly hellos from peoples of Alpha Centauri! With greatest pleasures and respects we offer welcome from Brotherhood of Galactic Worlds & Places, etc.
New friends, Supreme Council urgently requests your kindly assistance. It may interest you to know that deep spaces asteroid mining has produced moneys totaling 40,000,000 Universal credits. Due to complicated intergalactic financial laws of which you know nothing and zero, it is mightily imperative that funds be transferred to offworld accounts. In exchange for transference to Earth accounts, you will retain greatly sum of ten percentage, or $4,000,000 Earth credits!
Greatest of days, no? Initial, email transmission offering proof of extraterrestrial lifes. Secondary, greatest of opportunities in financial transaction of wealth and moneys. Also, once you have responded in the affirmative we will gladly send important informations on method of eliminating Super Asteroid heading your way.
We greatly welcome your response.
Warmest Bye Byes,
Brotherhood of Galactic Worlds & Places, etc.
"Give us all some Jelly"