Dear Sir, Madame, or Squid,
You do not know me, but to me is the great pleasure to tell you that you have won this year is the Nigerian offer via e-mail competition. Congratulations! You did not have to do for this contest is anything but recieve at least one (1) e-mail sent to a Nigerian giveing you money. If you receive this e-mail, your name automatically in a drawing that you have won.
The cash prize of one hundred (100) United States Dollars (USD) is up to you to say that at any time within the next five (5) days. THIS IS TIME SENSEITIVE OFER !!!!!!!!
Simply reply to this email with your account number and security passwords and answers, so the money can provide for you.
Again, I congratulate on your luck.
"Give us all some Jelly"