greetings big american of grate high money. dis is warnin bout large bad hapnin in my home place nigeria. da white coat brainy wimpy men from da europe come here an make ex peerments no can in da europe. dey make dark hole dat eat up and stretch da world. me fraid destroy planet, make tv no show american idol. needin your help. me need moneys for bribin solders and train monkey to shoot rapid gun and attack on lab. You give bank numbers, me take care of da rest. In return favor, you hero save da tv to show dancin wit stars, and we send you all monies da wimpy white coat brainy men hide. da dark hole eat and stretch world and makeworld into diamonds, big anthill diamonds. dis me give to you for exchange of numbers and help. pleeze send numbers, you da only hope fo tv to show despret house wifes.
honor and high tanks
"Give us all some Jelly"