Nigeria Needs Your Used Tissues! Big $$ for your life-saving snot!
Dear compassionate friend,
Your country is hit by swine flu disease, which turns out blessing in sheep's garment! Nigeria has no swine and so Nigerian people are lacking life-saving immunity to new pandemic, MONSTER JELLYFISH FLU! Monster jellyfish swarm around Nigeria's coastline, incubating next big disease. We are very afraid. But we have hope in your kind compassion! Used tissues from swine-flu country like yourself provide valuable inoculation and earn you money! We will send $US 40 for each used tissue, the snottier the better. First, send your bank account details so we can arrange payment and $1000 processing fee (which will be refunded in full on top of your fee when we receive first tissues).
Nigerian Health Minister, the Honorable Reverend Doctor Anika Freost
"Give us all some Jelly"