Bennett Jackson

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Bennett Jackson

Postby normsherman » Fri Jul 17, 2009 5:59 am

Dude,
You don't remember me, but I was sitting next to you in the bar last Thursday. No, don't worry about what you did. I won't tell a soul about that, after all, I wouldn't want to implicate myself.

Anyway, the reason I'm writing is to remind you that your... activities of last Thursday were in fact part of a bet I made with you. A bet which you have obviously now won. In order for me to properly pay you the money which you rightfully earned, I just need you to send me the number and password to the account where you want the five bucks (plus the bail fees for you and your friends) that I now owe you deposited. I look forward to settling our debts.

Your friend,
That midget from the bar last Thursday
"Give us all some Jelly"

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Postby strawman » Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:58 am

:lol:
Never judge anyone until you have biopsied their brain.

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Postby Mr. Tweedy » Fri Jul 17, 2009 4:15 pm

I like it. It's funny because I bet you'd actually get responses to that, if you spammed it to a billion people.

Whoa, what was I doing last Thursday? I was pretty wasted... Was there a midget? Well somebody must have bailed me out, seeing as I'm not in jail at the moment...
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