Caution: Low-Flying Genitalia!

Would have beena great fiction story...if it was fiction
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Caution: Low-Flying Genitalia!

Post by bolddeceiver » Thu May 22, 2008 4:31 am

Kasparov silenced by unidentified flying penis

Also, youtube (but of course).

Sure, the press has written it off as a prank, but that brave guard clearly recognized the first vanguard of the robotic crusade against human morals and decency. "First they came for the dissident chess grandmasters, and I didn't speak out because I was not a dissident chess grandmaster..."

Be warned!
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Post by jodymonster » Fri May 23, 2008 1:03 am

Oh, my god...
I've watched the video three times, it's still funny. The noise it makes... the look on the guy's face when he slaps it out of the air... priceless.

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Post by bolddeceiver » Sat May 24, 2008 5:47 pm

My favorite is Kasparov's facial expression as he first sees it... "Is that-- no, it can't possibly-- oh shit a flying dick."
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Post by strawman » Sat May 24, 2008 6:43 pm

Can you imagine the havoc if you had a big black one at an HRC rally?
Oh, yes we can!
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Post by bolddeceiver » Sat May 24, 2008 8:14 pm

In that case, when the guards knocked it out of the air, would that be... black cock down?
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Post by normsherman » Sun May 25, 2008 12:43 am

and the best forum pun award goes to...
bolddeceiver wrote:In that case, when the guards knocked it out of the air, would that be... black cock down?
"Give us all some Jelly"

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Post by bolddeceiver » Sun May 25, 2008 5:03 am

I shall display the (nonexistent) trophy prominently on my (nonexistent) mantlepiece!
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Post by tadmaster » Sat May 31, 2008 10:03 pm

bolddeceiver wrote:In that case, when the guards knocked it out of the air, would that be... black cock down?
Actually, I think that's an actual film... let me check the library...


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Post by Chivalrybean » Sun Jun 01, 2008 8:08 am

I had Kasparov confused with Kalashnikov before reading the article.

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Post by cammoblammo » Sun Jun 01, 2008 10:15 pm

Chivalrybean wrote:I had Kasparov confused with Kalashnikov before reading the article.
Now there's a movie I'd like to see!

Actually, no it's not.

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