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Caution: Low-Flying Genitalia!

Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 4:31 am
by bolddeceiver
Kasparov silenced by unidentified flying penis

Also, youtube (but of course).

Sure, the press has written it off as a prank, but that brave guard clearly recognized the first vanguard of the robotic crusade against human morals and decency. "First they came for the dissident chess grandmasters, and I didn't speak out because I was not a dissident chess grandmaster..."

Be warned!

Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 1:03 am
by jodymonster
Oh, my god...
I've watched the video three times, it's still funny. The noise it makes... the look on the guy's face when he slaps it out of the air... priceless.

Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 5:47 pm
by bolddeceiver
My favorite is Kasparov's facial expression as he first sees it... "Is that-- no, it can't possibly-- oh shit a flying dick."

Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 6:43 pm
by strawman
Can you imagine the havoc if you had a big black one at an HRC rally?
Oh, yes we can!

Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 8:14 pm
by bolddeceiver
In that case, when the guards knocked it out of the air, would that be... black cock down?

Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 12:43 am
by normsherman
and the best forum pun award goes to...
bolddeceiver wrote:In that case, when the guards knocked it out of the air, would that be... black cock down?

Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 5:03 am
by bolddeceiver
I shall display the (nonexistent) trophy prominently on my (nonexistent) mantlepiece!

Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 10:03 pm
by tadmaster
bolddeceiver wrote:In that case, when the guards knocked it out of the air, would that be... black cock down?
Actually, I think that's an actual film... let me check the library...


Hrmm... Regarding Hiney.... Buttman and Rubbin'.... Edward Penishands.... Erectnophobia...

Nope. Must have been thinking of something else. You should copyright that title!

Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 8:08 am
by Chivalrybean
I had Kasparov confused with Kalashnikov before reading the article.

Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 10:15 pm
by cammoblammo
Chivalrybean wrote:I had Kasparov confused with Kalashnikov before reading the article.
Now there's a movie I'd like to see!

Actually, no it's not.