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Evangelicals being incredibly creepy...

Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:10 am
by bolddeceiver
(does that even count as drabblenews? :roll: )

Emails from the raptured?

That's right, if your absolute certainty of your own righteousness is too much to to express on a bumper sticker, you can send "told-you-so" messages to all of your unsaved friends and relatives!

These people have access to nuclear weapons.

Re: Evangelicals being incredibly creepy...

Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:01 am
by cammoblammo
bolddeceiver wrote:(does that even count as drabblenews? :roll: )
Well, no. That's commonly known and understood. It certainly doesn't count as 'strange'.

Looking at the site, wow. So many angry people in the comments. My main question is, what happens to people who sign up but don't get whisked away? Do they just have to suck it up and smile when any of their 62 favourite heathens come walking past?

I'm so glad my eschatology is correct.

Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:14 am
by strawman
It is a common mistake. They're eschatology; we are scatology. Down the hall to the right.

http://www.poopreport.com/Academic/Cont ... tters.html

Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 11:45 am
by cammoblammo
Well, I suppose if their eschatology is correct many of us are in the you-know-what.

Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 12:44 pm
by strawman
cammoblammo wrote:Well, I suppose if their eschatology is correct many of us are in the you-know-what.
If so, we will use our Infinite Improbability Drive to RECTify the situation.

Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 3:20 pm
by Goldenrat
Hilarious. It reminds me of the messages spewed by crackpot evangelicals I see on the 10 or so religion channels I have on my crap cable TV system.

I thought the date of the rapture was changed to 2012, the year the Mayan calender ends.

Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 3:46 pm
by Mr. Tweedy
Nah, the rapture was actually on October 28, 1992. These guys are just in denial.

Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 7:38 am
by tastycakes
Some characters and settings are just itching to be made into a DC story, and none more so than fundamentalist evangelicals (of any/all religions). I might have to work on that one myself.

Posted: Thu Nov 20, 2008 6:35 pm
by Aquarello
Wow. Even as an evangelical, I find that a bit much.

$5 per year should would be much more reasonable....