Creepy Gnome

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Creepy Gnome

Post by AliceNread » Sun Aug 17, 2008 6:07 pm

Here is a bizarre news story... Pictures and everything!

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Post by Goldenrat » Mon Aug 18, 2008 1:46 am

Terrorizes town? What the hell are they afraid of? Grab a damn flashlight and go see what the hell the little dude wants. Would it still be creepy if he didn't have a pointy hat? So many questions, so few answers.

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Post by normsherman » Mon Aug 18, 2008 2:03 am

It's the hat man...I dunno, I'm not sure why either but that video i damn creepy. Picture seeing that damn thing at 1 am in your small town.
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Post by Goldenrat » Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:10 am

normsherman wrote:It's the hat man...I dunno, I'm not sure why either but that video i damn creepy. Picture seeing that damn thing at 1 am in your small town.
Yeah, I guess. I always thought about renting a bigfoot suit for Halloween and running randomly through backyards and across streets......but somebody would probably shoot me (and then freeze me and call a press conference).
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Post by normsherman » Thu Aug 21, 2008 1:15 am

Hehe, indeed
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Post by tbaker2500 » Thu Aug 21, 2008 2:37 am

I think what's creepy about it is the way he walks. Very unnatural. Of course, an injury could easily cause it. But it looks creepy.
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Post by Mr. Tweedy » Thu Aug 21, 2008 2:40 am

You know it's just some midget. He got sick of people teasing him and said to himself "Gosh darn it, I'm sick of this being an infirmity. I'm going to use this." And he did, with great success. Props to you, little man.
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Post by bolddeceiver » Fri Aug 22, 2008 4:50 pm

Well, see one, play one: Leprechaun in Alabama.
...the pagoda-like enclosure, where Japanese sand-badgers disported themselves...

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Post by Goldenrat » Sat Aug 23, 2008 1:10 am

bolddeceiver wrote:Well, see one, play one: Leprechaun in Alabama.
What the? Loved the artist's rendering of the Leprechan, he really captured the essence of the creature.
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Post by strawman » Sat Aug 23, 2008 2:31 pm

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Post by bolddeceiver » Sat Aug 23, 2008 5:25 pm

Goldenrat wrote:What the? Loved the artist's rendering of the Leprechan, he really captured the essence of the creature.
And the guy at the end? Didn't he feel like a living Dave Chapelle character?
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fight em

Post by StalinSays » Sat Aug 23, 2008 6:52 pm

The real question no one seems to be asking is which of the two would win in a fight?

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Post by normsherman » Sat Aug 23, 2008 7:25 pm

It's hard to tell, judging from that artists poor rendition but I'd say the Leprechaun would win.

Clearly the gnome has a condition or ailment which hinders his locomotion, whereas the Leprechaun is able to adeptly scale trees and quickly maneuver through their branches. He also seems to have the capacity to cloak.

The gnome gets creepy points but this is obviously an inner city Leprechaun Gangsta- judging from his habitat. I doubt he'd be intimidated by the gnome's punk ass gettin all up on his turf.

Ultimately, he'd step to that gnome, know what I'm sayin, and tear dat ass up.
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