that is great to have gotten spam via facebook.This is dialog i got from sending out spam from the 2010 scam spam contest.
D#@% SM$%@ wrote:Dear Morgan AKA Abemoll Kwngatusi
I see that you were the one who sent me such a strange e-mail i got in my box. I never thought you would get into that scam side of the internet. Stealing hard earned money from hard working Americans is just WRONG!!! If you are in a really bad way you can always call or leastwise email me. I know your dad has medical bills from your mom, that he is paying off, but at least you could have talked to him and I know we could figure things out. I don't know what has happened to you having moved so far away in that weird, godless city.
Your mother and i talked, at length many times, about how she didn't want me to push the word of GOD to you
but i think it is necessary when you are getting yourself into such stupid thing like spams.
Leviticus 19:11-13 “You shall not steal; you shall not deal falsely; you shall not lie to one another. Do not swear falsely by my name and so profane the name of your God. I am the LORD. Do not defraud your neighbor or rob him. The wages of him that is hired shall not abide with thee all night until the morning."
Think about that and i plan on calling you this weekend when i am not at work and can give you a proper talking to.
This has been edited to keep her from being embarrassed about
1. not reading the entire letter
2. some remarks that would offend normal socially acceptable speach within society and views on religion, etc, etc.
3. and finding out it was the winner of a fiction writing contest dealing with Nigerian spam's.
After said conclusions were met she had this to say.
D#@% SM$%@ wrote:
Oh my God I took a look at that email and boy do I seem like such a fool. I am so sorry for jumping to so many conclusions about what you were doing and what that email was about. I never thought you could write in such a creative way ... etc
i then told her that i did not write that one and had wrote one one that was a little palatable for her.
Spam can change your life.