killed by own fighting rooster

groomporter · Post by **groomporter** » Tue Feb 08, 2011 2:32 pm

Tulare County man dies after being cut by knife attached to cockfighting rooster's leg
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Mikes · Post by **Mikes** » Wed Feb 09, 2011 12:52 am

Ah say, ah say boy, you gotta duck and weave, duck and weave, boy!

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Wed Feb 09, 2011 12:58 am

Sweet.

Too bad they didn't have the guts to headline it, "Cock on Dick crime."

StalinSays · Post by **StalinSays** » Wed Feb 09, 2011 1:26 am

I'm struggling for the best Cock-Blocked pun. Cock-Chopped?

Mr. Tweedy · Post by **Mr. Tweedy** » Wed Feb 09, 2011 6:02 am

Man killed by cock penetration. :0

strawman · Post by **strawman** » Wed Feb 09, 2011 5:08 pm

Wait a minute. That sounds suspiciously like the drabblenews item about squid impregnation.

Algernon Sydney is Dead · Post by **Algernon Sydney is Dead** » Thu Feb 10, 2011 9:41 am

Our heroic bird already has an action figure!

Mikes · Post by **Mikes** » Thu Feb 10, 2011 12:48 pm

If i ever get a dog I'm naming him Cock Robot. Should be fun down the park.

Goldenrat · Post by **Goldenrat** » Sun Feb 13, 2011 3:10 pm

Mikes wrote:If i ever get a dog I'm him Cock Robot. Should be fun down the park.

Ovaltine coming out my nose after reading this. What the hell does "CHANGES FRSM COCK ROBOT" mean?

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