Snake dies of silicone posioning

Would have beena great fiction story...if it was fiction
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Snake dies of silicone posioning

Post by moonowl » Tue Mar 15, 2011 4:59 am

From biting a woman on the implant. ... 41612.html
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Re: Snake dies of silicone posioning

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Mar 15, 2011 7:33 am

Fun story, but it doesn't pass the smell test. Implant silicone, at least the legal medical stuff, is pretty harmless -- as legions of shysters were finally forced to admit.

Also, the snake didn't get a chance to ingest anything, it didn't even look like it was trying.

This all comes from one site of dubious quality (massively repeated). And it was based on a radio stunt -- which we know is/are the pinnacle of straight cold facts. :)

Still it was a fun story. :P

Bit on the tit,
it's not the ditz on the fritz.
Exposed to foulest silicone,
a poor snake now sadly gone.

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Re: Snake dies of silicone posioning

Post by strawman » Tue Mar 15, 2011 11:27 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote: Bit on the tit,
tidbit [ˈtɪdˌbɪt]n the usual US spelling of titbit [perhaps from dialect tid tender, of obscure origin*]
*Ref. ASID, Drabblecast

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