man shot dead by police as he chewed victim's face

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man shot dead by police as he chewed victim's face

Post by groomporter » Sun May 27, 2012 6:17 pm

"Police shot the man thinking it would end the attack, but the aggressor continued to devour the victim prompting authorities to fire at least half a dozen shots until he died."
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Re: man shot dead by police as he chewed victim's face

Post by LizPennies » Sun May 27, 2012 7:40 pm

I just found this story as well. Interesting. Here's another article on it. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/2 ... 48359.html
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Post by strawman » Sun May 27, 2012 8:05 pm

Police kill naked man zombie who eat other man's head

The headline over the video.

This video raises some serious questions of credibility. Note, for example, that the alleged zombie attacker has his back turned to the "victim" during the entire video. This raises three questions:

1) Have you ever tried to gnaw on the face of someone directly behind you?
2) Have you ever seen anyone else do so?
3) Can you even imagine the Chinese acrobat girl from Cirque du Soleil being able to do so.

I also find it striking how the scenery and lighting is all wrong for a zombie attack.

The police are walking around rather casually for what seems like 15 minutes while this alleged attack was going on. Did I say walking? Sorry, that's inaccurate. The appropriate verb is "milling".

They had SOOO much time to, like, handcuff either one of these immobile naked men, read them their rights, shoot off one of their toes, or use a taser. But their story is that no less than 7 shots were necessary to kill this (apparently) stationary, naked, wrong-way-facing man.

I submit a different and, I think, more credible scenario:

Homophobic police rookie comes upon two naked men, spooning under a bridge. He yells at them to cut it out; they do not, so He shoots one of them 6 times. According to the video, he has about 5 minutes of milling time to come up with a story. He gets brain-freeze. Nothing. Time's up: "Okay: "I kill naked man zombie who eat other man's head!""

It seems probable that, higher up the chain of command, there is someone in the Miami police department who will be able to probe a little more deeply into this and come up with a better explanation than, "I kill naked man zombie who eat other man's head!".
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Post by groomporter » Thu May 31, 2012 7:17 pm

Florida is center of coming zombie apocalypse

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Post by Mikes » Mon Jun 04, 2012 4:58 am

CDC denies zombie outbreak.

That's exactly what I'd say to avoid panic, too.
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Post by groomporter » Mon Jun 04, 2012 1:14 pm

An official denial, that means it's gotta be true!
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Post by Mikes » Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:18 am

Let me through, I'm a colour therapist!

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Post by StalinSays » Wed Jun 13, 2012 5:52 pm

Sometimes the simplest solution is the best..

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Post by strawman » Wed Jun 13, 2012 6:18 pm

Hmmm...I'd end up with beachfront property!
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