Bulgarian Archeologists Dig Up Vampire Corpses

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Bulgarian Archeologists Dig Up Vampire Corpses

Post by Mikes » Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:00 am

Corpses. Plural.

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Bozhidar Dimitrov, head of the National History Museum in the Bulgarian capital, Sofia, said on Tuesday that Bulgarian archaeologists have unearthed two skeletons from the Middle Ages pierced through the chest with iron rods to keep them from turning into the undead.
For the love of god, man, don't touch those stakes!
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Jun 07, 2012 7:37 am

Surely we can iron-out our differences.

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Post by strawman » Thu Jun 07, 2012 12:07 pm

Only Bulgarian archaeologists could set up such a transparent scheme.
How could you possibly know why these corpses were impaled with iron rods in the Middle Ages, unless you yourself had been there at the time? thus proving that the corpses were not the vampires; the Bulgarian archaeologists are the vampires. The corpses were merely the last ones to suspect them.
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Post by Travelin Corpse Feet » Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:06 pm

Hmm, I think "Iron Rod" is going to be my new wrestling nickname. If I ever have a wrestling career of course.
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Re: Bulgarian Archeologists Dig Up Vampire Corpses

Post by strawman » Thu Jun 07, 2012 5:32 pm

Also might work in the gay porn industry.

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