Ducks ain't the only necropheliac rapist birds

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Ducks ain't the only necropheliac rapist birds

Post by Mikes » Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:15 am

Take a waddle forward, penguins.
Penguins are cute, cuddly and apparently enjoy necrophilia, homosexuality and chick abuse.

The sex behaviours of the Adelie penguins were documented by a British surgeon on Scott's 1910 Antarctic expedition.

But the findings were thought to be so shocking and depraved that they were hidden for a hundred years.

So graphic that the most disturbing parts were even written in Greek.
What the hell is it with birds?!
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Re: Ducks ain't the only necropheliac rapist birds

Post by ROU Killing Time » Wed Jun 13, 2012 5:43 am

Mikes wrote:Take a waddle forward, penguins.
Penguins are cute, cuddly and apparently enjoy necrophilia, homosexuality and chick abuse.

The sex behaviours of the Adelie penguins were documented by a British surgeon on Scott's 1910 Antarctic expedition.

But the findings were thought to be so shocking and depraved that they were hidden for a hundred years.

So graphic that the most disturbing parts were even written in Greek.
What the hell is it with birds?!
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Re: Ducks ain't the only necropheliac rapist birds

Post by strawman » Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:12 pm

That must be why they added the bees.
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Post by StalinSays » Wed Jun 13, 2012 5:50 pm

"Timmy, I remember your precocious eyes when I told you about the birds and the bees. And now that you're 45, you're mature enough for the chapter two: its time to hear about the ducks and the penguins."
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Re: Ducks ain't the only necropheliac rapist birds

Post by strawman » Wed Jun 13, 2012 6:14 pm

No, mommy, NO! Surely not Velasquez!
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