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Ducks ain't the only necropheliac rapist birds

Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 4:15 am
by Mikes
Take a waddle forward, penguins.
Penguins are cute, cuddly and apparently enjoy necrophilia, homosexuality and chick abuse.

The sex behaviours of the Adelie penguins were documented by a British surgeon on Scott's 1910 Antarctic expedition.

But the findings were thought to be so shocking and depraved that they were hidden for a hundred years.

So graphic that the most disturbing parts were even written in Greek.
What the hell is it with birds?!

Re: Ducks ain't the only necropheliac rapist birds

Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 5:43 am
by ROU Killing Time
Mikes wrote:Take a waddle forward, penguins.
Penguins are cute, cuddly and apparently enjoy necrophilia, homosexuality and chick abuse.

The sex behaviours of the Adelie penguins were documented by a British surgeon on Scott's 1910 Antarctic expedition.

But the findings were thought to be so shocking and depraved that they were hidden for a hundred years.

So graphic that the most disturbing parts were even written in Greek.
What the hell is it with birds?!
Sometimes when daddy bird wants to show mommy bird he loves her he has a special kind of "hug" he likes to give her. And sometimes when daddy bird wants to show his buddies that he loves them he has a special kind of "hug" he likes to give them. And sometimes when daddy bird wants to show a dead bird how much he loves it...

Re: Ducks ain't the only necropheliac rapist birds

Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:12 pm
by strawman
That must be why they added the bees.

Re: Ducks ain't the only necropheliac rapist birds

Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 5:50 pm
by StalinSays
"Timmy, I remember your precocious eyes when I told you about the birds and the bees. And now that you're 45, you're mature enough for the chapter two: its time to hear about the ducks and the penguins."

Re: Ducks ain't the only necropheliac rapist birds

Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 6:14 pm
by strawman
No, mommy, NO! Surely not Velasquez!