Haunted House Given Away

Would have beena great fiction story...if it was fiction
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Haunted House Given Away

Post by Mikes » Mon Feb 11, 2013 2:56 am

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Be honest; who here wouldn't take it in a flash?
Let me through, I'm a colour therapist!

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Re: Haunted House Given Away

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue Feb 12, 2013 12:56 am

Mikes wrote:Be honest; who here wouldn't take it in a flash?
Are you nuts!? Do you know what the taxes and ownership restrictions are in England? Plus, if the walls start oozing blood and a menacing voice commands, "Get out!" I'm making tracks for the nearest hotel. :)

"Ghosts and poltergeists? No problem! But have you seen the Council Taxes and Covenants around here, plus the mandated repair list, plus it's on the Heritage List? No devil will drag me into that house!"

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