Shape Shifting Reptilian Conspiracy Poll

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Shape Shifting Reptilian Conspiracy Poll

Post by strawman » Thu Apr 04, 2013 2:48 pm

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Only four percent of Americans agree that "shape-shifting reptilian people control our world by taking on human form and gaining political power to manipulate our societies," while 88 percent disagree and seven percent are not sure.
  • Of the 4% who agreed, 100% were shape-shifting reptilian people controlling our world by taking on human form and gaining political power to manipulate our societies.
  • The 7% who are unsure are their spouses.
  • The chief cause of divorce among shape-shifting reptilian people is that their their spouses don’t believe in them.
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Re: Shape Shifting Reptilian Conspiracy Poll

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu Apr 04, 2013 9:46 pm

(Working) link?

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Re: Shape Shifting Reptilian Conspiracy Poll

Post by strawman » Fri Apr 05, 2013 3:33 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:(Working) link?
http://www.publicpolicypolling.com/main ... liefs.html
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Re: Shape Shifting Reptilian Conspiracy Poll

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Apr 05, 2013 4:14 am

Thanks.

The poll sample was a bit confused and self-contradictory as well. 50% voted for Obama, but 42% called themselves "Conservative" versus 27% who self-identified as liberal.

So, was this a poll of schizophrenics or of a bunch of liberal "monkey wrenchers" trying to pose as stupid conservatives?

It's sad that 13% believe that Obama is the anti-Christ -- when he is clearly a Muslim. :roll:

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Re: Shape Shifting Reptilian Conspiracy Poll

Post by strawman » Fri Apr 05, 2013 11:05 am

Does the math indicate that 1.08 % of liberals (4% of 27%)voted for Obama BECAUSE they thought he is a shape shifting reptilian person controlling our world by taking on human form and gaining political power to manipulate our societies?

That would be more than 3 million people!
All of them undocumented aliens, I bet.
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Apr 05, 2013 9:34 pm

That would explain much of the SF Bay area...

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Re: Shape Shifting Reptilian Conspiracy Poll

Post by Varda » Mon Apr 22, 2013 11:14 pm

This seems relevant: choose your own conspiracy theory! Not comprehensive by any stretch of the imagination, but think of it as a reason to don a tinfoil hat every day of the year.

Warning: THEY didn't want me to share this, but The Truth must be shared...

http://crispian-jago.blogspot.com/2013/ ... -they.html
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Re: Shape Shifting Reptilian Conspiracy Poll

Post by Mikes » Mon May 06, 2013 5:20 am

strawman wrote: Only four percent of Americans agree that "shape-shifting reptilian people control our world by taking on human form and gaining political power to manipulate our societies," while 88 percent disagree and seven percent are not sure.
This coming from the same country of which 13% of the female population were unaware if tights went on over the top or underneath of panties, I'm not so sure if I'd trust their judgement.

Mind you that does prompt the question, 'do our evil reptilian overlords know the order of underwear management?'
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Re: Shape Shifting Reptilian Conspiracy Poll

Post by strawman » Mon May 06, 2013 11:41 am

Mikes wrote: 13% of the female population were unaware if tights went on over the top or underneath of panties, I'm not so sure if I'd trust their judgement.
The men have an unfair advantage, since our delicates are called "underpants". But it balances out. 13% of men wear them under condoms (citation needed).
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