Fetus-Vomiting Horror Frog to be Resurrected by Science

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Fetus-Vomiting Horror Frog to be Resurrected by Science

Post by Varda » Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:47 pm

The Lovecraftian zombie frog of horror will live again! All hail the Hypnotoad!

Seriously cool stuff, though. Now if science will get on with cloning my T-Rex, all will be right with the world.

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/technology/ ... xtinction/
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Re: Fetus-Vomiting Horror Frog to be Resurrected by Science

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Apr 19, 2013 1:34 am

Bringing back mouth-breeders... De-evolution on the (Australian) taxpayer's dime!

One can only hope that this is just a step towards creating an army of young, Yvette Vickers clones.

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Post by strawman » Fri Apr 19, 2013 3:20 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:Bringing back mouth-breeders... De-evolution on the (Australian) taxpayer's dime!

One can only hope that this is just a step towards creating an army of young, Yvette Vickers clones.
Was Yvette a mouth breeder? Really a sad story.
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Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Apr 19, 2013 3:44 am

The two paragraphs were (mostly) independent.
I'll spare you the "Breed her" jokes (for now).

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Post by gunsofchekhovia » Sat Apr 20, 2013 1:46 am

"We are bringing this species back from extinction for the purely scientific purpose of KILLING IT WITH FIRE."

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Re: Fetus-Vomiting Horror Frog to be Resurrected by Science

Post by Varda » Sat Apr 20, 2013 2:49 pm

Yeah, after all, fire's the only really reliable way to destroy creatures of horror. Otherwise it might come back on its own at a most inconvenient time. (Norm Sherman's next first date, maybe? "There's a fetus in your... AHHH IT'S IN YOUR MOUTH!") :shock:
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