Coffee shown to be the spark of life

Would have beena great fiction story...if it was fiction
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Coffee shown to be the spark of life

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Thu May 16, 2013 7:55 am

Scientists have made a breakthrough advance in human cloning. The secret turns out to be growing the unholy abomination in a low level of caffeine. :)

See "Coffee helps scientists find a way to clone human cells" at the UK times.

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Re: Coffee shown to be the spark of life

Post by Mikes » Tue May 28, 2013 5:52 am

I don't think it was coffee they were on when they got that idea.
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Re: Coffee shown to be the spark of life

Post by ROU Killing Time » Tue May 28, 2013 6:08 am

Through the juice of the java bean I set my mind in motion.
The teeth acquire stains.
The hands acquire shaking.
The shaking becomes a warning.
Through the juice of the java bean I set my mind in motion.
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Re: Coffee shown to be the spark of life

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Tue May 28, 2013 6:29 am

You should quote and attribute the stuff you are copying. Otherwise it looks like the *gasp* dreaded P-word.

I suppose I should try and figure out who Frank Herbert stole the meme from (sounds like either Catholic and/or Jewish religious dogma).

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