Man Tries to Smuggle Turtle onto Plane Disguised as Burger

Would have beena great fiction story...if it was fiction
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Man Tries to Smuggle Turtle onto Plane Disguised as Burger

Post by Varda » Mon Aug 05, 2013 2:41 pm

This guy is an international hero and deserves the Nobel Prize. Just sayin'.

I feel like I saw this plot on a Saturday morning cartoon at some point in my life.
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Re: Man Tries to Smuggle Turtle onto Plane Disguised as Burg

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Aug 05, 2013 3:00 pm

The Purp wrote:“There’s nothing special to see inside.”
Curses. My go-to phrase somehow failed to work!
Maybe Mr. Li did not cackle sufficiently when he said it... Yeah, that must be it.

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Re: Man Tries to Smuggle Turtle onto Plane Disguised as Burg

Post by tbaker2500 » Wed Aug 07, 2013 3:28 pm

That's awesome. :)
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