Um, you're praying to aphid poop...

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Um, you're praying to aphid poop...

Post by groomporter » Sun Aug 11, 2013 5:34 pm

People pray at tree outside St. Johns Cathedral in Fresno, California, say tree weeps God's tears. Experts: Tree drips with bug excrement, not tears "The aphides will suck the sap, the sap goes through the aphid and then it is a honey dew excrement from the aphid and it gets so heavy in the summertime that it will drip down,"

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Re: Um, you're praying to aphid poop...

Post by strawman » Sun Aug 11, 2013 6:49 pm

This is profound ignorance.

Intelligent people pray to the weeping "Yes We Can" tree, in which the prayers of true believers are answered by bureaucratic aphids in Washington DC.

But on further reflection, is God not permitted to use aphids?
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Re: Um, you're praying to aphid poop...

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Mon Aug 12, 2013 12:06 am

This is a scam by "Big Pharma"!

Once the parishioners are ridiculed away, callous men in white lab coats will harvest the "Honey dew" and the trees. They will process it into the latest "miracle cure" and sell it at $9,000 per dose.

Except, rich celebrities will snap it all up for cosmetic purposes, while the poor working-class kids will languish with their terminal, but for this drug, illnesses untreated.

Coincidence?...

Doctors discover 'super honey' with amazing power to treat soldiers' wounds and kill superbug infections

So, it seems that only if "rich whitey" discovers it, is it any good? :wink:

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