Two men save shark from choking on moose

Would have beena great fiction story...if it was fiction
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Two men save shark from choking on moose

Post by strawman » Wed Nov 27, 2013 6:55 pm

More proof that Fox News really sucks.
http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/24082762/t ... z2lr5eH5zI

Okay, the shark's all right. But what about the damn moose?
That's what I call slanted.
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Re: Two men save shark from choking on moose

Post by ROU Killing Time » Wed Nov 27, 2013 7:33 pm

Would you rather a shark ate you or a moose?

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Re: Two men save shark from choking on moose

Post by strawman » Wed Nov 27, 2013 8:16 pm

I think I'd rather be eaten by the shark. Have you seen moose teeth?
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Re: Two men save shark from choking on moose

Post by Algernon Sydney is Dead » Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:04 pm

Fox news is vastly more awesome than the rest of the MSM, and they have the ratings and revenue to prove it, but that headline was criminally misleading (while technically accurate).

The shark wasn't choking on a moose, as most people will infer from the headline. It was choking an an itty-bitty, 2-foot chunk of moose (probably washed down from a bear kill or a hunter kill). It's a pretty damn wimpy shark that can't swallow 2 feet of skin and fur!

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Re: Two men save shark from choking on moose

Post by strawman » Thu Nov 28, 2013 1:35 am

I must admit I probably would not have bothered with an article titled "Two Men Save Shark from Choking on Mouse". But it's still fishy.
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