Fighting Fire With Beer

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Fighting Fire With Beer

Postby Varda » Thu Jan 23, 2014 11:31 pm

I don't know if this man should be praised as a national hero for his quick thinking, or condemned for a criminal waste of beer. Either way, it's definitely Drabblenews.
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Re: Fighting Fire With Beer

Postby Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Jan 24, 2014 2:32 am

He's a hero. If it ain't flammable, it ain't worth drinkin'. Might as well douse a blaze with it.

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Re: Fighting Fire With Beer

Postby Varda » Fri Jan 24, 2014 3:19 am

"To alcohol! The cause of--and solution to--all of life's problems!" -- Homer Simpson
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Re: Fighting Fire With Beer

Postby strawman » Fri Jan 24, 2014 12:14 pm

It's why we have a parade on St. Patrick's Day, and turn green.

Note: Good luck putting out a fire with weed, Colorado.
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