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performing exorcisms via Skype

Postby groomporter » Sun Jan 26, 2014 6:52 pm

Just think of the advantages! No Travel, no pea soup vomit in the face

Reverend Bob Larson performing exorcisms via Skype from Scottsdale
http://www.abc15.com/dpp/news/region_no ... scottsdale
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Re: performing exorcisms via Skype

Postby Algernon Sydney is Dead » Sun Jan 26, 2014 9:26 pm

He says he's done 20,000 exorcisms. He looks to be 60-70ish. That's about 1 exorcism a day for his entire adulthood.

Still, my demons cackle with glee every time I use an internet-based "service". I don't think they're scared.

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Re: performing exorcisms via Skype

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Re: performing exorcisms via Skype

Postby strawman » Mon Jan 27, 2014 12:08 am

This is not a good omen.
It is surely a sign of Global Warning.
I mean Warming.
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Re: performing exorcisms via Skype

Postby groomporter » Mon Jan 27, 2014 3:06 am

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:He says he's done 20,000 exorcisms. He looks to be 60-70ish. That's about 1 exorcism a day for his entire adulthood.


I've seen someone else claim thousands of exorcisms, I wonder if it counts as multiple cases if some of people were possessed by multiple demons??
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Re: performing exorcisms via Skype

Postby groomporter » Thu Jan 30, 2014 3:10 pm

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Re: performing exorcisms via Skype

Postby strawman » Thu Jan 30, 2014 3:43 pm

Isn't that what firewalls are for?
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