Columbian vagina potato contraceptive complication

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Columbian vagina potato contraceptive complication

Postby Chairman Goodchild » Fri Oct 03, 2014 2:52 pm

Roots grow out of vagina after woman uses potato as contraceptive

A 22-year-old woman placed a potato in her vagina after her mother told her it was a fail proof contraceptive method.

After experiencing pain in her abdominal area, the Columbian woman went to a local hospital to get help.

Embarrassed, she told nurses she had put a potato into her vagina two weeks ago, because she was advised it would prevent pregnancy. According to Columbiareports.co, the potato germinated and grew roots. The nurse who attended to the woman found the roots had visibly emerged from her vagina. The potato was eventually removed, non surgically.

Sex education is a taboo subject in the conservative Columbian community after families boycotted classes aimed at informing the youth on such topics.

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Re: Columbian vagina potato contraceptive complication

Postby Algernon Sydney is Dead » Fri Oct 03, 2014 10:50 pm

They never answer the important questions!
Was it a Baby Russet or not? :? :P

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Re: Columbian vagina potato contraceptive complication

Postby SpareInch » Sat Oct 04, 2014 1:55 pm

Algernon Sydney is Dead wrote:They never answer the important questions!
Was it a Baby Russet or not? :? :P



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Re: Columbian vagina potato contraceptive complication

Postby strawman » Sat Oct 04, 2014 4:08 pm

Really?
Looks more like a large radish to me. Or a rutabaga.
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Re: Columbian vagina potato contraceptive complication

Postby bounceswoosh » Sun Oct 05, 2014 2:12 pm

This story just makes me sad. Basically it's a home made diaphragm, which isn't completely crazy. But should be completely unnecessary with all the actual medical technology available.


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