Laying Down the List - Preliminary Candidates

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Post by StalinSays » Fri Jul 18, 2008 8:09 pm

So in the Mega-Beast prelim voting, now in the wild for close to a week, the 12 spots seem to be coming in to focus. Nothing is set until voting closes Sunday, I can certainly see some critters powered in to the final bracket over the weekend, but the likely list reads like this:

( 01 ) Raptor
( 02 ) Tanuki
( 03 ) Yeti
( 04 ) Squid
( 05 ) Armadillo
( 06 ) Rhino
( 07 ) Manatee
( 08 ) Hornet
( 09 ) Wolverine
( 10 ) Owl
( 11 ) Panda
( 12 ) Shark

Baboon, Sloth, Jellfish are hanging out just on the cusp.

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so... names?

Post by StalinSays » Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:15 pm

So assuming the final 12 stays set, I want to put it to the group for help with "punny" / clever names that now seem tradition after the likes of Crablooey and Telephant.

Here's my rough draft list, admittedly some are weak to just laughable (or from my old concepts at http://www.bokaier.com/mega-beasts/concepts/index.html). Suggestions, drop em' now. Gonna be finishing art on the first 4 by Sunday, so something needs to stick.

Raptor
ferociraptor (savagery focused), cycloptorapter (assuming single laser eye)

Tanuki
Tinuki (metal/robot powers)

Yeti
Sasquash (bludgeoning powers), Cold Foot (freeze/ice power)

Squid
Colossal Shiv (stabbing, blades based), Drakken (flame thrower - dragon mixed with krakken)

Armadillo
Harmadillo (general brute), Armordillo (heavy emphasis on tank like nature)

Rhino
Dryno (sand, desert powers), Fryno (fire powers)

Manatee
Sanitee (mind control powers), (also see earlier forum exchange on psychic manatee)

Hornet
Gorenet (stabbing/cutting based)

Wolverine
Skullverine (zombie/undead power)


Owl
H'Owl (sonic screech powers)

Panda
Pandemic (disease spreading power)

Shark
Great White Sharp (cutting power), Great Bite (biting powers)

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Post by pluckylump » Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:31 pm

Shark

Sharkatraz: focused on overpowering and trapping its enemies. A Mouth filled with spikes like an iron maiden and an open air stomach tank surrounded by a bone cage. The tank is inhabited by parasitic leech-like critters as inmates that sap strength from the Sharkatraz's prey. Also shakle-like hands.

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Post by strawman » Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:54 pm

How bout 'Panda Claws',
flies in pimpmobile pulled by tiny reindeer,
calls everyone a ho.
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Post by tbaker2500 » Sat Jul 19, 2008 1:17 am

Tenuki. 9 fakes, 1 real.

Tenuki is also a japanese term in Go for ignoring your opponent's weak move, and playing somewhere else.
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Post by delfedd » Sat Jul 19, 2008 2:37 am

I'd say that we use the crazy Japanese hornets from the video. Flesh melting acid as well as the other stuff (stinging, flight etc). From there we make it giant, give it a hornet hive in it's abdomen and call it a Hivenet.

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Post by StalinSays » Mon Jul 21, 2008 4:01 am

Voting for the preliminary round ends in one hour (midnight eastern time). If anyone sees this, hit the voting page quickly, and you can play god and decide the final roster spot, breaking the gridlock between sloth, shark, and owl. One will be handed a rose, and eliminated from the Mega-Beasthood forever.

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Details on round one forthcoming.

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Post by StalinSays » Mon Jul 21, 2008 6:43 am

THE PRELIMS ARE COMPLETE

We have Hell's Twelve; prepare for three rounds of 4 on 4 horror starting in the next few days. Check back on the forums for Mega-Beast debuts. The first episode of the Podcast soon to follow!

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Post by AynSavoy » Mon Jul 21, 2008 6:16 pm

I'm shocked that no one suggested something along the lines of Ta-nuke, a raccoon with atomic powers.
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Post by strawman » Mon Jul 21, 2008 10:31 pm

Or Tri-Nuki (the Norm Sherman version), an entire massive testicle greater than the competition.
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Deadly animals

Post by Gligstith(click)optok » Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:23 pm

To quote a famous podcaster, "Check this out".

http://listverse.com/nature/top-10-most-deadly-animals/

Ideas for next year?

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nice

Post by StalinSays » Thu Jul 31, 2008 12:41 am

Reading materials! We hit these 10 like a check list, though more generically with Bison over 'Cape Buffalo' and Frog over 'Poison Dart Frog' etc. Didn't want to divide the voter base or get in to which species of a critter is best - 52 choices already seemed too complex. Missed mosquito - our collective bad their. One for 09?

I'm updating the Mega-Beast site with some links, I'll be sure to get this on there (with credit), bolddeciever's Cheetah'sploitation link, and in addition a host of youtube animal fight links (which is apparently a thriving sub culture on said video site). With informed readers comes informed voting!

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