Wooooo!!! And we're off again...
An awesome fourth round, bringing the alien Octdolphig! I love him already, so I know he's going to loose. Eh
Octdolphig is so cool, he can sit ink (sic)! And besides being a bad-ass ink-sitter he can also slap you silly (a trait I adore) and he can do tricks! Come on, nobody can beat that.
One question: Octdolphig can walk on his tentacles. Will that make him taller than Chimpanfreak's 6'8"? Or will he be extra vulnerable: if he walks over mister Freak and the Freak beats that weapon of his in Octdolphig's stomache? That would be nasty.
Of course, it'd be easy to walk over Shockodile, because his tiny arms prevent him from doing anything. Shockodile can of course bite off a tentacle, but if we don't tell him that is possible, he will never figure it out. He is dumb!
Also, I want to know more about the tricks. Can he make red handkerchiefs come out of his tentacles?