MB3 - R4 - Chimpanfreak vs Octdolphig vs Shockodile

Who are you voting for?

Poll ended at Mon Nov 23, 2009 9:21 am

Chimpanfreak
4
31%
Octdolphig
5
38%
Shockodile
4
31%
 
Total votes: 13

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Re: MB3 - R4 - Chimpanfreak vs Octdolphig vs Shockodile

Post by StalinSays » Wed Nov 18, 2009 7:07 pm

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Re: MB3 - R4 - Chimpanfreak vs Octdolphig vs Shockodile

Post by deflective » Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:18 am

the second panel is pretty much the mbdm slogan.

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Re: MB3 - R4 - Chimpanfreak vs Octdolphig vs Shockodile

Post by gord42 » Fri Nov 20, 2009 7:11 am

ROU Killing Time wrote:
Phenopath wrote:Further evidence... a croc bested by a hippo.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/g" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false ... e-tanzania

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Give it up shockodile!

Well, OK, but if that was actually Shock-o-dile in that herd of hippos they'd be BBQ hippo steaks. Which are probably kind of fatty, wouldn't you think? Apparently (by which I mean "according to wikipedia"), selling hippopotamus meat is illegal.


Anyways, I vote for the Chimp today but I could be convinced to vote for the Shock tomorrow. I mean, how exactly does the funky munkey beat the electric reptile?

Chimpanfreak jumps on Shocodile's back to deliver a brain-splatteering blow to the skull and...ZZZZztt!
Chimpanfreak swings on a vine over Shockodile's head to get close enough to...Crunch, Munch and ZZZztt!
Chimpanfreak flings poo and Shockodile. Shockodile flings lightning at Chimpanfreak. Boom! (and ZZZZztt!)
Chimpanfreak kills octofishalupagus, leaves carcass in middle of dry land to lure Shockodile to certain death. Shockodile pursues meaty goodness. Chimp grabs shock in traditional crocodile-wrestling pose, arms locked in primate-strong deathgrip! ZZZztt! Shockodile eats tasty BaboonBQ.

Hmmm.
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Re: MB3 - R4 - Chimpanfreak vs Octdolphig vs Shockodile

Post by Phenopath » Fri Nov 20, 2009 9:23 am

Hmmm, indeed. Lets continue the ECT hypothesis...

Champanfreak descends from the trees in a psychotic rage and jumps Shockodile and attempts to tear its limbs off. Shockodile lets rip. ZZZZztt. Chimpanfreak achieves a temporary moment of clarity and see the futility of mega-beast combat and the value of reconciliation through group discussion. He then proceeds to snap Shockodile's neck.

I think that this scenario is far more likely.
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Re: MB3 - R4 - Chimpanfreak vs Octdolphig vs Shockodile

Post by normsherman » Fri Nov 20, 2009 9:53 am

gord42 wrote:

Anyways, I vote for the Chimp today but I could be convinced to vote for the Shock tomorrow. I mean, how exactly does the funky munkey beat the electric reptile?
Exactly. Anti-Shockodile support always involves L. Ron Hubbardesque statements of truth. Go with your gut Gord.

Let's be pragmatic here people. The chimp's a paper tiger, the marine octo-pig an empty symbolic figurehead ...Only 3 days left... let's hit up some college campuses and distract kids from their degree studies with our ideological nonsense... it's been proven to work...
just like electricty.
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Re: MB3 - R4 - Chimpanfreak vs Octdolphig vs Shockodile

Post by strawman » Fri Nov 20, 2009 2:42 pm

gord42 wrote: octofishalupagus
Someone has a rare gift. Suggest an advisory position on the megabeast board
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Re: MB3 - R4 - Chimpanfreak vs Octdolphig vs Shockodile

Post by gord42 » Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:18 pm

Phenopath wrote:Champanfreak descends from the trees in a psychotic rage and jumps Shockodile and attempts to tear its limbs off. Shockodile lets rip. ZZZZztt. Chimpanfreak achieves a temporary moment of clarity and sees the futility of mega-beast combat and the value of reconciliation through group discussion. He then proceeds to snap Shockodile's neck.
I think what you meant to say was:

Champanfreak descends from the trees in a psychotic rage and jumps Shockodile and attempts to tear its limbs off. Shockodile lets rip. ZZZZztt. Chimpanfreak achieves a temporary moment of clarity and see the futility of mega-beast combat and the value of reconciliation through group discussion. He then proceeds to discover that during his brief moment of clarity, the large deadly reptile had turned and bitten off his head. Now all he saw was a bright light and a sense of peace.

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Re: MB3 - R4 - Chimpanfreak vs Octdolphig vs Shockodile

Post by strawman » Fri Nov 20, 2009 5:45 pm

You may recall the postulation that AIDS was first transmitted to humanity by the consumption of chimp brains. So if Shocky wins this round, I propose that he have the AIDS virus as his Meta. That way, he could actually have a power more respectable than ...oooh... electricity.
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Re: MB3 - R4 - Chimpanfreak vs Octdolphig vs Shockodile

Post by Phenopath » Fri Nov 20, 2009 6:07 pm

I should add Octdolphig; a nice plushie but poor mega beast.
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Re: MB3 - R4 - Chimpanfreak vs Octdolphig vs Shockodile

Post by StalinSays » Fri Nov 20, 2009 8:58 pm

Phenopath wrote:I should add Octdolphig; a nice plushie but poor mega beast.
I think they all make equally fine plushies. Shockodile can plug right in to the wall, give your tot a shock. Chimpanfreek could come with a sowing kit to mix and match parts.
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Post by tbaker2500 » Fri Nov 20, 2009 10:20 pm

I'm pulling for ya Norm, but we need a last minute influx of Shockodile votes! Come on, people, we can do it!
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Re: MB3 - R4 - Chimpanfreak vs Octdolphig vs Shockodile

Post by suxshadows » Sat Nov 21, 2009 6:57 pm

Here's some random gems I gleaned from the round 4 deathmatch podcast...it was outstanding, as always.


"so kendall, say your monkey gives my crocodile a reach around...another power my crocodile has is the power to give your monkey the biggest shock of his life..."

"ham-flavored sushi"

"that's what adam calls "playing the field", looking for people that don't have the gumption to fight him off..."
easy now, fuzzy little man-peach...

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Re: MB3 - R4 - Chimpanfreak vs Octdolphig vs Shockodile

Post by Phenopath » Sat Nov 21, 2009 7:29 pm

More croc taunting...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldne ... -trap.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false

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Post by Phenopath » Sat Nov 21, 2009 7:31 pm

Those are funny looking apes!?!
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Post by ROU Killing Time » Sat Nov 21, 2009 8:34 pm

Amazing what you can do with a little "Nair"
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Re: MB3 - R4 - Chimpanfreak vs Octdolphig vs Shockodile

Post by strawman » Sat Nov 21, 2009 9:49 pm

Whoa! Is that beer?
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Re: MB3 - R4 - Chimpanfreak vs Octdolphig vs Shockodile

Post by normsherman » Sun Nov 22, 2009 1:02 am

metal grating. BZZZT. bye bye.

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Post by jonathancg » Mon Nov 23, 2009 1:48 am

Shockodile for the win folks! Keep voting! Keep the hope alive!
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Re: MB3 - R4 - Chimpanfreak vs Octdolphig vs Shockodile

Post by StalinSays » Mon Nov 23, 2009 9:55 am

You blew him up, that damn dirty ape.

Well now I have to draw a super crocidile.

Annilihgator?

Sounds kinda' like anal gator.

Hmm.
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Re: MB3 - R4 - Chimpanfreak vs Octdolphig vs Shockodile

Post by strawman » Mon Nov 23, 2009 11:54 am

If you can morph from a croc to a gator, you might as well morph to a Chimp! That's where evolution is taking him anyway. (All 3 of those votes were Norm's.) Yourmamadile.
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