MB3 - R5 - The Finals

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Which Meta-Beast finalist are you voting for?

Poll ended at Mon Dec 14, 2009 7:51 pm

Hellcat
2
20%
P.A.I.N.G.U.I.N.
6
60%
Gatorage
2
20%
 
Total votes: 10

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Re: MB3 - R5 - The Finals

Post by strawman » Mon Dec 21, 2009 4:46 pm

Simba looks on in awe as Velasquez devours Gator Aged


BTW, Bo, when I voted yesterday, PAINGUIN was at 305. When I go there this morning, he's at 298. WTF, as they say.
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Re: MB3 - R5 - The Finals

Post by StalinSays » Mon Dec 21, 2009 8:49 pm

Trick of the eye. It's a txt file that only myself and the guy who owns the server have permissions to. It goes up, not down, unless manually edited. I don't think Chris has taken to vote rigging, or caring in general. And I've been 'with family.'
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Re: MB3 - R5 - The Finals

Post by ROU Killing Time » Mon Dec 21, 2009 9:53 pm

moonowl wrote: Penguins are just gay*. I mean come on:
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Re: MB3 - R5 - The Finals

Post by moonowl » Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:01 pm

ROU Killing Time wrote:
moonowl wrote: Penguins are just gay*. I mean come on:
Jerry Seinfeld wrote: Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Hey, some of my best friends are...
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Re: MB3 - R5 - The Finals

Post by moonowl » Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:12 pm

strawman wrote:*baby lion King pic*
You want to go baby versions vs baby versions?

Awww! Look the widdle adorablecuddly wioncubb inacarcass! The blood on the fuzzy faces!

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Compared to...
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I think I've found scarier shit in my dryer's lint trap.

Maybe the megabeast should have started out an apex predator?
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Re: MB3 - R5 - The Finals

Post by strawman » Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:37 pm

You, my friend, have OD'ed on cheesesteaks.
1) That appears to be an Orca, not a lion in an Orca disguise. Note MY picture, where PAINGUIN disguises as a duck to overcome the gator - that's INTELLECT and GUILE.
2) In your Orca picture, PAINGUIN still stands on the ice. He throws his young to the Orca to teach him courage and toughness in the face of seemingly insurmountable odds, just as PAINGUIN's father once did to him, in the annual Ritual of the Orca. Neither the penguins nor the Orcas battle to the death, however. They are both, after all, of the clan Black and White.
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Re: MB3 - R5 - The Finals

Post by moonowl » Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:27 pm

1) As awesome as it is, Black and White Animals is just a story. MBD3 is the Real Deal.

2) PAINguin is only at all competitive becasue he has guns. Oh ho hum. How that is deemed fair in a Beast match I don't know, but there you go. Cheating is OK.

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As far as IQ goes to protect you vs lions, well would you say PAINguin was at least human smart? Well we know how far that gets you.

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Re: MB3 - R5 - The Finals

Post by strawman » Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:45 pm

moonowl wrote:1) As awesome as it is, Black and White Animals is just a story. MBD3 is the Real Deal.
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Re: MB3 - R5 - The Finals

Post by normsherman » Tue Dec 22, 2009 2:36 am

I'm really having a hard time with this, am glad that we seem to be going off schedule-- need the extra time to ponder. I've been voting for GatoRage because I love the sheer number of animals mixed up in there. Plus the drawing is badass and he looks like he could really dominate that field.
But PAINGUIN has a steed now, making up for the mobility he lacked before, and Hellcat's super turle shell could probably handle bullets.
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Re: MB3 - R5 - The Finals

Post by tbaker2500 » Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:08 am

Painguin wouldn't shoot at the shell, he'd hit flesh. It's all in the aim.

Nice pictures by the way guys, makes for an entertaining discussion.
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Re: MB3 - R5 - The Finals

Post by normsherman » Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:17 am

tbaker2500 wrote:Painguin wouldn't shoot at the shell, he'd hit flesh. It's all in the aim.
We'll yah, clearly he'd be trying to get headshots, but you can bet your left nipple that that lion's not gonna be just standing still.
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Re: MB3 - R5 - The Finals

Post by tbaker2500 » Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:22 am

True, and it'd be hard riding a steed. So PAINGUIN would have to take a solid firing position to get a good shot. At which point, he wouldn't be mobile.
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Post by tbaker2500 » Tue Dec 22, 2009 3:28 am

Hah! I just tied the voting at 396 a piece! Hmmm... I took more enjoyment from that than I should have...
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Post by normsherman » Tue Dec 22, 2009 8:47 am

tbaker2500 wrote:True, and it'd be hard riding a steed. So PAINGUIN would have to take a solid firing position to get a good shot. At which point, he wouldn't be mobile.
Leaving him open to blasts of deadly Alligtrical current, you see. theo.
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Re: MB3 - R5 - The Finals

Post by tbaker2500 » Tue Dec 22, 2009 4:44 pm

normsherman wrote:
tbaker2500 wrote:True, and it'd be hard riding a steed. So PAINGUIN would have to take a solid firing position to get a good shot. At which point, he wouldn't be mobile.
Leaving him open to blasts of deadly Alligtrical current, you see. theo.
:o You just tried to do a Cosby in text? :o
That's too dangerous! It might.. just.. fail!
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Re: MB3 - R5 - The Finals

Post by strawman » Tue Dec 22, 2009 5:20 pm

Damn this is a close one. Could be the Mother of All AlleGoreies.
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Re: MB3 - R5 - The Finals

Post by moonowl » Tue Dec 22, 2009 5:32 pm

tbaker2500 wrote:
normsherman wrote:
tbaker2500 wrote:True, and it'd be hard riding a steed. So PAINGUIN would have to take a solid firing position to get a good shot. At which point, he wouldn't be mobile.
Leaving him open to blasts of deadly Alligtrical current, you see. theo.
:o You just tried to do a Cosby in text? :o
That's too dangerous! It might.. just.. fail!
I'm not knitting Norm a Cosby sweater.

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Re: MB3 - R5 - The Finals

Post by moonowl » Tue Dec 22, 2009 5:39 pm

strawman wrote:Damn this is a close one. Could be the Mother of All AlleGoreies.
Al Gore? Wait, he's a MB?

Anyway, the beasts really seem to trade spots int he voting every day. It's going to be an even death match! I can't wait to hear the podcast. I request extra drinking. Perhaps a shot every time someone mentions iron deficiencies or someone's Dad.
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Re: MB3 - R5 - The Finals

Post by strawman » Tue Dec 22, 2009 6:14 pm

moonowl wrote: I request extra drinking. Perhaps a shot every time someone mentions iron deficiencies or someone's Dad.
In that case, I suggest designated drivers and medical supervision.
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Re: MB3 - R5 - The Finals

Post by drabblebabbler » Tue Dec 22, 2009 6:42 pm

speaking of the podcast. I do feel that the female gender is under represented in the debate of mega beast. I mean we women do have opinions too you know, well versed ones about mythical mega beast creatures!

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