Politico Beasts - Round 2

Who wins this battle?

Poll ended at Fri Sep 18, 2009 1:05 am

Killary Skinsmen
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80%
Skarah Praylin
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20%
 
Total votes: 20

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Politico Beasts - Round 2

Post by normsherman » Fri Sep 11, 2009 1:03 am

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Politico-Beast Death-Match
Republicanarnage versus The Democratastrophy

Round 2 of 3 (or 2?) begins, the Politico Beasts hath returned. Warm Gore is punctured, delivered a grand old punishing from Ripped Chainy. Will the Republicarnage be able to conserve their advantage?

What is that high pitched screeching? A dust up, oh yes, a knock down, drag out CAT FIGHT

Round 2 (White) - Killary Skinsmen vs. Skarah Praylin
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Re: Politico Beasts - Round 2

Post by F5iver » Fri Sep 11, 2009 1:08 am

At least their b**bs are nice. Geesh.

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Re: Politico Beasts - Round 2

Post by Wonko » Fri Sep 11, 2009 1:10 am

I'm gonna' go with Killary, as she obviously has the longer reach, and thus would ventilate Skarah before the latter could even get in range.
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Re: Politico Beasts - Round 2

Post by StalinSays » Fri Sep 11, 2009 1:17 am

Killary Skinsmen

The 'Alpha Lady,' once a presidential candidate, now cursed by the bite of the were-shrew, desires unquestioned power and freshly flayed flesh.

Strengths
- A searing temper. Will fly in to a berserker rage at the mere mention of her mate, Killiam
- Razor sharp, retractable claws
- High pain tolerance
- Covered in fine hairs, abrasive to the touch
- Will not accept (another) defeat

Skarah Praylin

The fearsome force from the north - quick as a snap freeze, merciless as the elements. She'll make you food to protect her brood.

Strengths
- Powerful pinchers
- Fearful speed
- Wings for gliding
- Icy to the touch
- The unbending ferocity of a mother protecting her young, but like, all the time
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Post by jonathancg » Fri Sep 11, 2009 2:27 am

Great art, as always. I have to hand this one to Killary Skinsmen. She's got killer instincts the likes of which Skarah Praylin is simply no match for.
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Post by ROU Killing Time » Fri Sep 11, 2009 6:04 am

This would be a tough one to call. Both are pretty well balanced against each other.

It'll be a loss (by default) for Skarah though when she resigns half-way through the bout and goes on the lecture circuit.
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Post by confusedgreen » Fri Sep 11, 2009 7:44 am

I like Killary's porno nails.
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Re: Politico Beasts - Round 2

Post by Phenopath » Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:14 am

Another one-sided bout. Clearly Skarah is in for a pasting, she has more hot air than Warm Gore. Beneath all that gloss and political rhetoric ("I am going to rip your fusking head-off, commie") there is little combat experience. Whereas if you look into Killary's cold dead gimmlet eyes all that you can is see heartless killer instinct.
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Post by ROU Killing Time » Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:40 am

Phenopath wrote:Another one-sided bout. Clearly Skarah is in for a pasting, she has more hot air than Warm Gore. Beneath all that gloss and political rhetoric ("I am going to rip your fusking head-off, commie") there is little combat experience. Whereas if you look into Killary's cold dead gimmlet eyes all that you can is see heartless killer instinct.
Gore put up a decent fight against Ripped compared to this lop-sided bout. Not that I wouldn't still do Praylin, I mean she kinda hot and all. It'd be fun, cept for the part where she consumes me afterwards in her mantis-fashion.
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Re: Politico Beasts - Round 2

Post by StalinSays » Fri Sep 11, 2009 6:01 pm

Well, I'm happy because it forces the rubber match Blue round, but lopsided victory is never good business.

Shoulda' made the pincers bigger. Or Skarah less squishable.
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Post by Mr. Tweedy » Fri Sep 11, 2009 6:07 pm

Objectively, I'd call this a dead tie. Not sure why the results are so lopsided. Sure Killary's got the humongous claws, buy Preylin's got the unbreakable death grip, and she can fly. I think it would be a long and gooey battle, with the victor coming out badly scared.

But, of course, I'm not objective: Go Preylin!

Of course, a large part of the battle depends on who else is in the ring. There two characters have sever Kryptonite-type weaknesses. If Obamanation shows up, Killary's power automatically drops by half. But if John McPain should enter the ring (or even shamble past it), Preylin's energy is gonna get sucked out like the cream from my Sunday doughnut.
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Re: Politico Beasts - Round 2

Post by deflective » Fri Sep 11, 2009 7:45 pm

didn't McPain create the Preylin abomination?

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Re: Politico Beasts - Round 2

Post by StalinSays » Fri Sep 11, 2009 7:57 pm

Sadly, I never depicted McPain. Let's just assume Praylin ate his head for sustenance. He is participating as semi digested material somewhere in her abdomen.
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Post by Mr. Tweedy » Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:15 pm

McPain did not create her. He merely awakened her from her million years slumber.

Well, if Preylin ate McPain, then she will surely lose, as the harmful radiations emanating from his corpse bits will weaken her. 'Tis tragic. It was foolish of her to eat him, but I can't say I wouldn't have done the same in her position.
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Re: Politico Beasts - Round 2

Post by Phenopath » Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:23 pm

Hmm, checking out Stalin's picture again he has depicted Killary with something of a likeness to Thatcher the Dispatcher, the orginal female political badass. I stand by my original prediction.
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Re: Politico Beasts - Round 2

Post by ROU Killing Time » Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:05 pm

Mr. Tweedy wrote:McPain did not create her. He merely awakened her from her million years slumber.

Well, if Preylin ate McPain, then she will surely lose, as the harmful radiations emanating from his corpse bits will weaken her. 'Tis tragic. It was foolish of her to eat him, but I can't say I wouldn't have done the same in her position.
OMG, I hadn't thought of that Tweedy, except you have it backwards. Don't you read comic books or watch Japanese monster movies? I thought you were more literate than that.

That sort of radiation is just the thing that Praylin needs to metamorph into a sky-scraper sized version that will have the added ability to breathe radioactive steam.

If this fight goes more than three rounds and the mutation effect kicks... could be bad for the dems.
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Re: Politico Beasts - Round 2

Post by normsherman » Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:30 pm

F5iver wrote:At least their b**bs are nice. Geesh.
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Re: Politico Beasts - Round 2

Post by normsherman » Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:42 pm

yah, I'm not sure why this is so lopsided either, I thought it was kind of a tough call cuz of Skarah's speed and flight. But it looks like Killery's long arms give her a bit more range, and the tolerance to pain will help because it'll surely come down to a brutal-yet-sexy close-contact chick wrestling match, inevitably in some big tub of chocolate pudding. Killery will die from blood loss (or ice-water loss, I mean) but not before removing Praylin's mantis thorax from her abdomen.
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Re: Politico Beasts - Round 2

Post by StalinSays » Sun Sep 13, 2009 7:28 pm

This weekend is seeing a quiet Praylin resurgence...
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Re: Politico Beasts - Round 2

Post by StalinSays » Fri Sep 18, 2009 6:26 pm

And Praylin is as dead as true Goldwater Conservatives in positions of leadership.

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