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Politico Beasts - Round 2

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 1:03 am
by normsherman
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Politico-Beast Death-Match
Republicanarnage versus The Democratastrophy

Round 2 of 3 (or 2?) begins, the Politico Beasts hath returned. Warm Gore is punctured, delivered a grand old punishing from Ripped Chainy. Will the Republicarnage be able to conserve their advantage?

What is that high pitched screeching? A dust up, oh yes, a knock down, drag out CAT FIGHT

Round 2 (White) - Killary Skinsmen vs. Skarah Praylin
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*unlike normal forum polls the politico beast competition is open to non-registered voters. So get the word out, have your friends help rig the vote. It wouldn't be much of an American election if you didn't. To our international friends, bear with us while we get a little bit jingo. The universal language of beast will be spoken again soon.

Re: Politico Beasts - Round 2

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 1:08 am
by F5iver
At least their b**bs are nice. Geesh.

Re: Politico Beasts - Round 2

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 1:10 am
by Wonko
I'm gonna' go with Killary, as she obviously has the longer reach, and thus would ventilate Skarah before the latter could even get in range.

Re: Politico Beasts - Round 2

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 1:17 am
by StalinSays
Killary Skinsmen

The 'Alpha Lady,' once a presidential candidate, now cursed by the bite of the were-shrew, desires unquestioned power and freshly flayed flesh.

Strengths
- A searing temper. Will fly in to a berserker rage at the mere mention of her mate, Killiam
- Razor sharp, retractable claws
- High pain tolerance
- Covered in fine hairs, abrasive to the touch
- Will not accept (another) defeat

Skarah Praylin

The fearsome force from the north - quick as a snap freeze, merciless as the elements. She'll make you food to protect her brood.

Strengths
- Powerful pinchers
- Fearful speed
- Wings for gliding
- Icy to the touch
- The unbending ferocity of a mother protecting her young, but like, all the time

Re: Politico Beasts - Round 2

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 2:27 am
by jonathancg
Great art, as always. I have to hand this one to Killary Skinsmen. She's got killer instincts the likes of which Skarah Praylin is simply no match for.

Re: Politico Beasts - Round 2

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 6:04 am
by ROU Killing Time
This would be a tough one to call. Both are pretty well balanced against each other.

It'll be a loss (by default) for Skarah though when she resigns half-way through the bout and goes on the lecture circuit.

Re: Politico Beasts - Round 2

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 7:44 am
by confusedgreen
I like Killary's porno nails.

Re: Politico Beasts - Round 2

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:14 am
by Phenopath
Another one-sided bout. Clearly Skarah is in for a pasting, she has more hot air than Warm Gore. Beneath all that gloss and political rhetoric ("I am going to rip your fusking head-off, commie") there is little combat experience. Whereas if you look into Killary's cold dead gimmlet eyes all that you can is see heartless killer instinct.

Re: Politico Beasts - Round 2

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:40 am
by ROU Killing Time
Phenopath wrote:Another one-sided bout. Clearly Skarah is in for a pasting, she has more hot air than Warm Gore. Beneath all that gloss and political rhetoric ("I am going to rip your fusking head-off, commie") there is little combat experience. Whereas if you look into Killary's cold dead gimmlet eyes all that you can is see heartless killer instinct.
Gore put up a decent fight against Ripped compared to this lop-sided bout. Not that I wouldn't still do Praylin, I mean she kinda hot and all. It'd be fun, cept for the part where she consumes me afterwards in her mantis-fashion.

Re: Politico Beasts - Round 2

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 6:01 pm
by StalinSays
Well, I'm happy because it forces the rubber match Blue round, but lopsided victory is never good business.

Shoulda' made the pincers bigger. Or Skarah less squishable.

Re: Politico Beasts - Round 2

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 6:07 pm
by Mr. Tweedy
Objectively, I'd call this a dead tie. Not sure why the results are so lopsided. Sure Killary's got the humongous claws, buy Preylin's got the unbreakable death grip, and she can fly. I think it would be a long and gooey battle, with the victor coming out badly scared.

But, of course, I'm not objective: Go Preylin!

Of course, a large part of the battle depends on who else is in the ring. There two characters have sever Kryptonite-type weaknesses. If Obamanation shows up, Killary's power automatically drops by half. But if John McPain should enter the ring (or even shamble past it), Preylin's energy is gonna get sucked out like the cream from my Sunday doughnut.

Re: Politico Beasts - Round 2

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 7:45 pm
by deflective
didn't McPain create the Preylin abomination?

Re: Politico Beasts - Round 2

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 7:57 pm
by StalinSays
Sadly, I never depicted McPain. Let's just assume Praylin ate his head for sustenance. He is participating as semi digested material somewhere in her abdomen.

Re: Politico Beasts - Round 2

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:15 pm
by Mr. Tweedy
McPain did not create her. He merely awakened her from her million years slumber.

Well, if Preylin ate McPain, then she will surely lose, as the harmful radiations emanating from his corpse bits will weaken her. 'Tis tragic. It was foolish of her to eat him, but I can't say I wouldn't have done the same in her position.

Re: Politico Beasts - Round 2

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:23 pm
by Phenopath
Hmm, checking out Stalin's picture again he has depicted Killary with something of a likeness to Thatcher the Dispatcher, the orginal female political badass. I stand by my original prediction.

Re: Politico Beasts - Round 2

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:05 pm
by ROU Killing Time
Mr. Tweedy wrote:McPain did not create her. He merely awakened her from her million years slumber.

Well, if Preylin ate McPain, then she will surely lose, as the harmful radiations emanating from his corpse bits will weaken her. 'Tis tragic. It was foolish of her to eat him, but I can't say I wouldn't have done the same in her position.
OMG, I hadn't thought of that Tweedy, except you have it backwards. Don't you read comic books or watch Japanese monster movies? I thought you were more literate than that.

That sort of radiation is just the thing that Praylin needs to metamorph into a sky-scraper sized version that will have the added ability to breathe radioactive steam.

If this fight goes more than three rounds and the mutation effect kicks... could be bad for the dems.

Re: Politico Beasts - Round 2

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:30 pm
by normsherman
F5iver wrote:At least their b**bs are nice. Geesh.
:lol:

Re: Politico Beasts - Round 2

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:42 pm
by normsherman
yah, I'm not sure why this is so lopsided either, I thought it was kind of a tough call cuz of Skarah's speed and flight. But it looks like Killery's long arms give her a bit more range, and the tolerance to pain will help because it'll surely come down to a brutal-yet-sexy close-contact chick wrestling match, inevitably in some big tub of chocolate pudding. Killery will die from blood loss (or ice-water loss, I mean) but not before removing Praylin's mantis thorax from her abdomen.

Re: Politico Beasts - Round 2

Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 7:28 pm
by StalinSays
This weekend is seeing a quiet Praylin resurgence...

Re: Politico Beasts - Round 2

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 6:26 pm
by StalinSays
And Praylin is as dead as true Goldwater Conservatives in positions of leadership.

I will have the third and final round up shortly.