Politico Beasts - Round 3 (The Finals)

Who wins this battle?

Poll ended at Sat Sep 26, 2009 1:44 am

The Obamination
11
55%
Crush Limbsaw
9
45%
 
Total votes: 20

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Re: Politico Beasts - Round 3 (The Finals)

Post by ROU Killing Time » Mon Sep 21, 2009 5:15 am

Norm, the reason most people can't answer your question is that you need to offer them a third option. One that avoids the moral ambiguities between self-amputation and fetus consumption. In this way, the person has an out to avoid seeming to put personal preference over their own selfish desires.

Option c: Hack off your own leg from the knee cap with a hatchet, while locked in a sitting position, eating a whole stillborn human fetus...

There will be a whole lot less poking going on, I predict.
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Re: Politico Beasts - Round 3 (The Finals)

Post by deflective » Mon Sep 21, 2009 5:49 am

bah! look for common ground? find a third option?

that sounds like something the obomination would do (until he gets some balls from limbsaw). this ain't no pretty worded speech, this is the mega beast death match! two beasts enter, one beast leaves.

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Re: Politico Beasts - Round 3 (The Finals)

Post by confusedgreen » Mon Sep 21, 2009 8:39 am

Obama can conquer my nation any time!
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Re: Politico Beasts - Round 3 (The Finals)

Post by StalinSays » Mon Sep 21, 2009 6:46 pm

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Organic plant matter monsters? ZZZwwaaahhhh???

Where I can see some similarities to Saw Boss, and yes, the memories flood back, I did watch this as a kid, I give Crush the easy advantage - he has oval tank treads, not bizarre triangular deals. That's like having square wheels. Unacceptable.
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Post by Phenopath » Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:45 pm

Thinking about political mega-beasts, do not forget this fine piece of political discourse from the last general election; the deputy prime minister versus a voter.

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Re: Politico Beasts - Round 3 (The Finals)

Post by strawman » Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:54 pm

I hear there's a video about to be posted on YouTube of Obama negotiating the sale of his 12 year old Salvadoran step sister to the Baltimore, Philadelphia and San Diego offices of ACORN. This will be the last straw. Imagine, selling the same girl to three different pimps. He's going to cross the line one of these days.
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Post by normsherman » Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:18 am

Hey, it's still a free market, what's wrong with public auction? At least he's not secretly cutting big businesses a deal on her like you right-wingers are prone to do.
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Re: Politico Beasts - Round 3 (The Finals)

Post by StalinSays » Fri Sep 25, 2009 11:07 pm

Finishing up just after midnight folks. 3 votes to tip this. We got any Crush loving undecideds out there? I'm looking at you back there trying to hide Ohio.
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Re: Politico Beasts - Round 3 (The Finals)

Post by ROU Killing Time » Sat Sep 26, 2009 12:11 am

StalinSays wrote:Finishing up just after midnight folks. 3 votes to tip this. We got any Crush loving undecideds out there? I'm looking at you back there trying to hide Ohio.
3 votes ties it. Crush needs 4 votes to tip the scales.

Here, you can borrow my math book.

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Re: Politico Beasts - Round 3 (The Finals)

Post by tbaker2500 » Sat Sep 26, 2009 2:42 am

StalinSays wrote:Finishing up just after midnight folks. 3 votes to tip this. We got any Crush loving undecideds out there? I'm looking at you back there trying to hide Ohio.
Since I'm temporarily in Ohio I took this invitation and tried to rig the election, but voting had already closed.
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Re: Politico Beasts - Round 3 (The Finals)

Post by strawman » Sat Sep 26, 2009 2:46 am

Midnight comes earlier in Ohio than the left coast.
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Re: Politico Beasts - Round 3 (The Finals)

Post by tbaker2500 » Sat Sep 26, 2009 2:52 am

It's 9:52pm.
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Re: Politico Beasts - Round 3 (The Finals)

Post by ROU Killing Time » Sat Sep 26, 2009 3:35 am

I think the polls run on GMT. :P
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