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Re: Politico Beasts - Round 3 (The Finals)

Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 5:15 am
by ROU Killing Time
Norm, the reason most people can't answer your question is that you need to offer them a third option. One that avoids the moral ambiguities between self-amputation and fetus consumption. In this way, the person has an out to avoid seeming to put personal preference over their own selfish desires.

Option c: Hack off your own leg from the knee cap with a hatchet, while locked in a sitting position, eating a whole stillborn human fetus...

There will be a whole lot less poking going on, I predict.

Re: Politico Beasts - Round 3 (The Finals)

Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 5:49 am
by deflective
bah! look for common ground? find a third option?

that sounds like something the obomination would do (until he gets some balls from limbsaw). this ain't no pretty worded speech, this is the mega beast death match! two beasts enter, one beast leaves.

your hurt feelings are left on the ground next to gore & preylin.

Re: Politico Beasts - Round 3 (The Finals)

Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 8:39 am
by confusedgreen
Obama can conquer my nation any time!

Re: Politico Beasts - Round 3 (The Finals)

Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 6:46 pm
by StalinSays
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Organic plant matter monsters? ZZZwwaaahhhh???

Where I can see some similarities to Saw Boss, and yes, the memories flood back, I did watch this as a kid, I give Crush the easy advantage - he has oval tank treads, not bizarre triangular deals. That's like having square wheels. Unacceptable.

Re: Politico Beasts - Round 3 (The Finals)

Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:45 pm
by Phenopath
Thinking about political mega-beasts, do not forget this fine piece of political discourse from the last general election; the deputy prime minister versus a voter.

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Re: Politico Beasts - Round 3 (The Finals)

Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 11:54 pm
by strawman
I hear there's a video about to be posted on YouTube of Obama negotiating the sale of his 12 year old Salvadoran step sister to the Baltimore, Philadelphia and San Diego offices of ACORN. This will be the last straw. Imagine, selling the same girl to three different pimps. He's going to cross the line one of these days.

Re: Politico Beasts - Round 3 (The Finals)

Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 12:18 am
by normsherman
Hey, it's still a free market, what's wrong with public auction? At least he's not secretly cutting big businesses a deal on her like you right-wingers are prone to do.

Re: Politico Beasts - Round 3 (The Finals)

Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 11:07 pm
by StalinSays
Finishing up just after midnight folks. 3 votes to tip this. We got any Crush loving undecideds out there? I'm looking at you back there trying to hide Ohio.

Re: Politico Beasts - Round 3 (The Finals)

Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 12:11 am
by ROU Killing Time
StalinSays wrote:Finishing up just after midnight folks. 3 votes to tip this. We got any Crush loving undecideds out there? I'm looking at you back there trying to hide Ohio.
3 votes ties it. Crush needs 4 votes to tip the scales.

Here, you can borrow my math book.

(Don't lose my spot in the section on multiplying by zero, I'm still trying to comprehend that part...)

Re: Politico Beasts - Round 3 (The Finals)

Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 2:42 am
by tbaker2500
StalinSays wrote:Finishing up just after midnight folks. 3 votes to tip this. We got any Crush loving undecideds out there? I'm looking at you back there trying to hide Ohio.
Since I'm temporarily in Ohio I took this invitation and tried to rig the election, but voting had already closed.

Re: Politico Beasts - Round 3 (The Finals)

Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 2:46 am
by strawman
Midnight comes earlier in Ohio than the left coast.

Re: Politico Beasts - Round 3 (The Finals)

Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 2:52 am
by tbaker2500
It's 9:52pm.

Re: Politico Beasts - Round 3 (The Finals)

Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 3:35 am
by ROU Killing Time
I think the polls run on GMT. :P