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From Owen Diamond

Post by normsherman » Fri Jun 18, 2010 3:45 pm

Dearest Eternal Customer,
How much times have you fears of death? How much dollars to spend if you now can life forever? For a limitless time only two free coupons for poltergeisting if sign you up for Nbotu ghost making service now. Not die everyday, then haunt faces of the earth for only 150 dollars and small cup of your blood for all eternutty. Act now, bfore death and scary coupons good for twenty years.
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Re: From Owen Diamond

Post by themorg » Fri Jun 25, 2010 6:25 am

More misspellings.

but i really love the use of almost transitive property of life.

A= life
AB=life forever

But without the noun-verb agreement is what makes this one great.

"You now can life forever. "
"Act now bfore death"

I would sign up.
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